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South Park Hogwarts

HARRY POTTER SOUTH PARK (chapter 1)


Professor McGonagall now stepped forward holding a long roll of parchment.

"When I call your name, you will put on the hat and sit on the stool and be sorted," she said.
"Wendy!"

A pink-faced girl stumbled out of line, put on the hat, which fell right down over her eyes, and sat down. A moments pause ---

"Gryffindor!" shouted the hat

The table to the left cheered and clapped as Wendy sat down with her new house.

"Butters!" proclaimed the professor.

A small blonde boy nervously looked to his friends "Aw geez fellas... don't think this is such a good idea..." He slowly made his way to the hat ... "Hufflepuff!"

"Cartman!"

A short fat boy hurriedly made his way to the hat. "You better not put me with the muggles you stupid hat." The hat barely touched his head when it screamed "Slytherin!"

The fat kid jumped up and down "Take that Stan. Take that Kyle, you muggle. I'm in Slytherin and you better respect my authoritah! I'm in Slytherin. I'm in Slytherin..."

"Sit down you petulant child." yelled the professor.

Stan was next and was "Gryffindor" , as well as was Kyle.

Finally McGonagall called out the last boy, "Kenny!"

A disheveled poor looking kid, with his robe hood pulled up over his head, made his way to the stool.

"Ravenclaw!" proclaimed the hat.

At that moment, another new Ravenclaw boy named Jimmy, was playing with his new wand. A bolt of light shot out and dislodged a large chandelier. To everyone's horror it crashed down onto the the head of the new Ravenclaw boy, Kenny.

"Oh my god! They've killed Kenny," screamed Professor McGonagall.
"You bastard!" cried out the headmaster, Albus Dumbledore.

The headmaster pulled out his wand with purpose, aimed it squarely at Jimmy and uttered "Streisandius Barbaratus!", and in an instant Jimmy was dead.

"Sweeeeeet" said Cartman "This is gonna be a fun year"


(to be continued)