Evolution is crap! Squawk! (Page 2)

AchillesSinatra
AchillesSinatra: Oh c'mon, dude. You know I miss the beaver pic.

Change it back! Squawk!
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MJ59
MJ59: Creationist in formal attire:

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MJ59
MJ59: Beaver pic....it is a beaver lol
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AchillesSinatra
AchillesSinatra: What's their position on evolution?
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MJ59
MJ59: SQUAWK! ummmmm I'll get back to you after I chew a log
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AchillesSinatra
AchillesSinatra: What if the log evolves into a cassowary while you're chewing it?

Squawk!
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MJ59
MJ59: I'll have to chew cassowary leg!

Squawk!
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AchillesSinatra
AchillesSinatra: Best not to mess with a cassowary, dude.

Ever seen one?
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MJ59
MJ59: I has indeed, ugly suckers lol
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MJ59
MJ59: BIG ugly suckers
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AchillesSinatra
AchillesSinatra: I was walking around Biak bird park, Indonesian New Guinea . . .

The place was empty, but I got the impression I was being followed . . .

Sure enough, it was a cassowary.

So I asked the staff at the gate "Don't these things kick people to death?"

"Yes" - the staff

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MJ59
MJ59: That's for real cos I only tell

"The Truthâ„¢"

Squawk
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MJ59
MJ59: Yeah ornery cusses they is lol
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AchillesSinatra
AchillesSinatra: Did you know that the truth is just what is true?

Squawk!
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MJ59
MJ59: What is true is knowledge which is known

Cock a doodle doo!

(sorry, frog in throat)
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AchillesSinatra
AchillesSinatra: Well, I'd rather talk cassowaries than Creationists. They're far better looking and much more intelligent.

Where did you see one, mate?
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MJ59
MJ59: Western Plains Zoo at Dubbo if I remember correctly
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AchillesSinatra
AchillesSinatra: Evidence is that which is evident.

Squawk!
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MJ59
MJ59: Evidently my dear Watson!
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AchillesSinatra
AchillesSinatra: Oh cool. You can see them wild in northern Queensland.

But you knew that.

If you fancy a nice gutting.

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MJ59
MJ59: Queensland is full of Queenslanders lol
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AchillesSinatra
AchillesSinatra: "The problem with Scotland is that it's full of Scots" - Edward "Longshanks"
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MJ59
MJ59:
Must be where all the Queenslanders came from
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AchillesSinatra
AchillesSinatra: Well, I had fun in your penile colony, mate.

Thanks!

and squawk!
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MJ59
MJ59: Well it is a fun place if you just ignore all the things that want to kill you!

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