Evolution is crap! Squawk! (Page 2)
AchillesSinatra: I was walking around Biak bird park, Indonesian New Guinea . . .
The place was empty, but I got the impression I was being followed . . .
Sure enough, it was a cassowary.
So I asked the staff at the gate "Don't these things kick people to death?"
"Yes" - the staff
AchillesSinatra: Well, I'd rather talk cassowaries than Creationists. They're far better looking and much more intelligent.
Where did you see one, mate?
AchillesSinatra: Oh cool. You can see them wild in northern Queensland.
But you knew that.
If you fancy a nice gutting.