Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans theHating: MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports. The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them. “These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information,” Davis Logsdon, one of the scientists who contributed to the study, said. “And yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have rendered those faculties totally inactive.” More worryingly, Logsdon said, “As facts have multiplied, their defenses against those facts have only grown more powerful." https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/scientists-earth-endangered-by-new-strain-of-fact-resistant-humans  (Post deleted by staff ) Angry Beaver: Scientific Debate On Evolution (may or may have not happened) J: Hi, I'm Jerry Coyne B: Hi, I'm Bobbi Blackshoes J: I'm Professor Emeritus in the Department of Ecology and Evolution at the University of Chicago B: I sit in mum's basement on the internet trolling chat forums J: I have a PHd in Evolution and Biology, i feel qualified to debate this subject B: HA!! I have watched over 2,000 creation videos on You Tube, I'm way more qualified! J: But I studied at Harvard and the Rockefeller University and got my PHd in evolution and Biology? B: 2...0...0...0 Y O U.... T U B E... V I D S game over, you don't have the skill to debate me! J: But I have written dozens of books and scientific, peer reviewed papers! B: YOU TUBE.... are you deaf, go away, I know THE TRUTH!! ffs B: My god that man's dumb everybody knows abiogenesis is IMPOSSIBLE (unless god did it) B: I don't even have to defend my hypocricy because....GOD! Hahahahahaha I win.. stupid atheists and scientists theHating: And if you look for testimonials from ex-creationists on what made them change their mind, they will all say, "well, I just actually read the science on it.." (Post deleted by staff ) | Science Chat Room 1 Person Chatting Similar Conversations |
