The "Pretend You're A Crazy Person That Rants In The Science Forum" Thread (Page 10)

lori100
lori100: SITS exposed the alien turtles....disappeared soon after ...you do the math...
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The13thApostle
The13thApostle: May the force be with him.
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Ms_Mafdet_The Great
Ms_Mafdet_The Great: My tinfoil hat needs polishing
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Wild__
Wild__: shameless bump
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: Some people say that witness testimony isn't credible proof of space aliens. But they have been proven wrong, because courts of law accept witness testimony. THAT'S RIGHT... any witness testimony in court is AUTOMATICALLY accepted as being 100% true, and they have to convict based on that.

**Phones the police and tells them that I saw Lori100 murder and eat my grandma, and the reason there's no forensic evidence is because the bones and scraps were taken aboard an alien spaceship and sent off to Venus**

Open and shut case, this one.
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lori100
lori100: why bump? ...if you bump it SITS will return?....we were so innocent 2 yrs ago...
(Edited by lori100)
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lori100
lori100: the asteroid about to hit in September is actually just a golf ball that got away from the aliens who run everything...
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: I've just been notified by the leaders of my home planet in the Orion Nebula that my application for Tier 1 Space Alien status has been approved. I will now be able to communicate with my immediate superiors on Nubulon 4 through something called "Direct Channeling" of interdimensional brainwave transmission, instead of using the Subspace Frequency Communication APP on my Android phone.

I'll save tons on my Rogers bill., and can now save up for that Hyperdrive Shunt Modular Acceleration Booster... I plan to enter my spaceship in the Kessle Run this Fall, and hope to beat the record of just under 12 Parsecs.
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lori100
lori100: Great news...it must have been the cool shades that convinced them...I don't know what a Shunt....Booster is , but it sounds painful...
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Ms_Mafdet_The Great
Ms_Mafdet_The Great: Weather balloon.... Weather balloon. wWeather ba.. lloo..n
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: It was a space-alien weather balloon.
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: Well, that was a fun read
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