The "Pretend You're A Crazy Person That Rants In The Science Forum" Thread (Page 10)
Corwin: Some people say that witness testimony isn't credible proof of space aliens. But they have been proven wrong, because courts of law accept witness testimony. THAT'S RIGHT... any witness testimony in court is AUTOMATICALLY accepted as being 100% true, and they have to convict based on that.
**Phones the police and tells them that I saw Lori100 murder and eat my grandma, and the reason there's no forensic evidence is because the bones and scraps were taken aboard an alien spaceship and sent off to Venus**
Open and shut case, this one.
lori100: the asteroid about to hit in September is actually just a golf ball that got away from the aliens who run everything...
Corwin: I've just been notified by the leaders of my home planet in the Orion Nebula that my application for Tier 1 Space Alien status has been approved. I will now be able to communicate with my immediate superiors on Nubulon 4 through something called "Direct Channeling" of interdimensional brainwave transmission, instead of using the Subspace Frequency Communication APP on my Android phone.
I'll save tons on my Rogers bill., and can now save up for that Hyperdrive Shunt Modular Acceleration Booster... I plan to enter my spaceship in the Kessle Run this Fall, and hope to beat the record of just under 12 Parsecs.
lori100: Great news...it must have been the cool shades that convinced them...I don't know what a Shunt....Booster is , but it sounds painful...