The "Pretend You're A Crazy Person That Rants In The Science Forum" Thread (Page 7)
GeraldTheGnome: Planet Nibiru just crashed into the Pacific Ocean and wiped out Baker Island, this is the beginning of the end !
Nathaniel Nirvana: ...oh, and just sos you all know....the world did end on the 21st....and we're now all in the matrix........probably Weird Als idea...........and, Al is short for Alien
Corwin: Scientists have now discovered the truth behind Tapioca Pudding.
Tapioca Pudding is not the yummy dessert treat we had expected it to be... but instead are the unborn eggs of an alien race known as the Tapiocans from Saturn's giant moon Titan.
These alien eggs require the digestive tract of a human host to incubate...
... rumor has it that the presence of these dangerous and malevolent aliens has been confirmed, and we should all keep our eyes out for them. They have been said to be brownish in color, tubular in shape (often tapered at each end), and rather stinky... and seem to seek an aquatic environment.