The "Pretend You're A Crazy Person That Rants In The Science Forum" Thread (Page 6)

CoIin
CoIin: He who smealt it, delt it

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Hyenablood
Hyenablood: well now we'll never get SITS back, all the geese are gone south, unless we follow them and demand to speak to their leaders, the ones in charge of the moon prisons.
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Illuminatist
Illuminatist: CoIin: He who smealt it, delt it

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I think you meant "dealt" it.



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Corwin
Corwin: Is "smealt" a word??
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Illuminatist
Illuminatist: That's 2 strikes, Colin......


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CoIin
CoIin: @ Illuminatist

Read the post before mine

Oh, for sooth, why do I bother?
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Illuminatist
Illuminatist: No idea
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Xena300
Xena300: Just read it and tbh, guys... I want 30 minutes of my life back
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CoIin
CoIin: A lot can happen in 30 minutes
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Corwin
Corwin: You can say that again.

*waits for Colin to repeat himself*
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CoIin
CoIin: However, I think we Brits hold the record for most, erm, "efficient" lovemaking. Around 6 minutes on average I think

We're finished before the French are even in bed
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Corwin
Corwin: Scientists have just discovered that Ranch Dressing is actually alien goo loaded with nano-sized robots that infiltrate the brain and make us buy things we see on infomercials, and sniff nail-polish-remover while listening to Neil Diamond records.
Croutons are still under investigation, and are also highly suspect.

The purpose of this alien agenda is still a mystery.
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: The aliens are going to take over the world!

First they make Twinkies disappear and then it's the WORLD!!!!!
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WildFire_
WildFire_: I've made many O Twinkie disappear and took over the couch!

Has anyone seen the remote?
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Hyenablood
Hyenablood: yes, I have your remote, I'm holding it ransom until you wildmann fix the global warming problem, you only have a week to do this. If you fail, your remote will suffer terribly by having it's buttons removed one by one, slowly. I'll send you a recording of it's scream !!!
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sky_deep
sky_deep: Turtles can breathe..out of their butt..just sayin...
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GeraldTheGnome
GeraldTheGnome: The Mayans have been in contact with Aliens in giant UFOs for quite some time, now, today the Aliens are wiping out all human life on Earth today, the Aliens are also using probes, even in deep space they've sent a a probe to Uranus bypassing all rings.
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Ouuuuuch.
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WildFire_
WildFire_: They're not probing my anus!!!
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Hyenablood
Hyenablood: alien space ships will burst out of a volcano in france and save people from the disaster of the end of the world - true fact.
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CoIin
CoIin: ^^^^ I thought he said "pretend"
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duncan124
duncan124:
Thats about the only thing that will come out of France now almost everyone there is dead.
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Yeesh, Duncan. The French are not all dead.
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duncan124
duncan124:
Roll title past us again.
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WildFire_
WildFire_: The French are living proof that zombies do in fact exist.

Of course the same could be said about all the Americans at the mall today.
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