The "Pretend You're A Crazy Person That Rants In The Science Forum" Thread (Page 6)

CoIin: He who smealt it, delt it

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Hyenablood: well now we'll never get SITS back, all the geese are gone south, unless we follow them and demand to speak to their leaders, the ones in charge of the moon prisons.

Illuminatist: CoIin: He who smealt it, delt it

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I think you meant "dealt" it.

Corwin: Is "smealt" a word??

Illuminatist: That's 2 strikes, Colin......

CoIin: @ Illuminatist

Read the post before mine

Oh, for sooth, why do I bother?

Illuminatist: No idea

Xena300: Just read it and tbh, guys... I want 30 minutes of my life back

CoIin: A lot can happen in 30 minutes

Corwin: You can say that again.

*waits for Colin to repeat himself*

CoIin: However, I think we Brits hold the record for most, erm, "efficient" lovemaking. Around 6 minutes on average I think

We're finished before the French are even in bed

Corwin: Scientists have just discovered that Ranch Dressing is actually alien goo loaded with nano-sized robots that infiltrate the brain and make us buy things we see on infomercials, and sniff nail-polish-remover while listening to Neil Diamond records.
Croutons are still under investigation, and are also highly suspect.

The purpose of this alien agenda is still a mystery.

OCD_OCD: The aliens are going to take over the world!

First they make Twinkies disappear and then it's the WORLD!!!!!

Wild__: I've made many O Twinkie disappear and took over the couch!

Has anyone seen the remote?

Hyenablood: yes, I have your remote, I'm holding it ransom until you wildmann fix the global warming problem, you only have a week to do this. If you fail, your remote will suffer terribly by having it's buttons removed one by one, slowly. I'll send you a recording of it's scream !!!

sky_deep: Turtles can breathe..out of their butt..just sayin...

GeraldTheGnome: The Mayans have been in contact with Aliens in giant UFOs for quite some time, now, today the Aliens are wiping out all human life on Earth today, the Aliens are also using probes, even in deep space they've sent a a probe to Uranus bypassing all rings.

OCD_OCD: Ouuuuuch.

Wild__: They're not probing my anus!!!

Hyenablood: alien space ships will burst out of a volcano in france and save people from the disaster of the end of the world - true fact.

CoIin: ^^^^ I thought he said "pretend"

duncan124:
Thats about the only thing that will come out of France now almost everyone there is dead.

OCD_OCD: Yeesh, Duncan. The French are not all dead.

duncan124:
Roll title past us again.

Wild__: The French are living proof that zombies do in fact exist.

Of course the same could be said about all the Americans at the mall today.