The "Pretend You're A Crazy Person That Rants In The Science Forum" Thread (Page 6)
Hyenablood: well now we'll never get SITS back, all the geese are gone south, unless we follow them and demand to speak to their leaders, the ones in charge of the moon prisons.
Illuminatist: CoIin: He who smealt it, delt it
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I think you meant "dealt" it.
CoIin: However, I think we Brits hold the record for most, erm, "efficient" lovemaking. Around 6 minutes on average I think
We're finished before the French are even in bed
Corwin: Scientists have just discovered that Ranch Dressing is actually alien goo loaded with nano-sized robots that infiltrate the brain and make us buy things we see on infomercials, and sniff nail-polish-remover while listening to Neil Diamond records.
Croutons are still under investigation, and are also highly suspect.
The purpose of this alien agenda is still a mystery.
OCD_OCD: The aliens are going to take over the world!
First they make Twinkies disappear and then it's the WORLD!!!!!
Hyenablood: yes, I have your remote, I'm holding it ransom until you wildmann fix the global warming problem, you only have a week to do this. If you fail, your remote will suffer terribly by having it's buttons removed one by one, slowly. I'll send you a recording of it's scream !!!
GeraldTheGnome: The Mayans have been in contact with Aliens in giant UFOs for quite some time, now, today the Aliens are wiping out all human life on Earth today, the Aliens are also using probes, even in deep space they've sent a a probe to Uranus bypassing all rings.
Hyenablood: alien space ships will burst out of a volcano in france and save people from the disaster of the end of the world - true fact.
Thats about the only thing that will come out of France now almost everyone there is dead.