The "Pretend You're A Crazy Person That Rants In The Science Forum" Thread (Page 4)
Hyenablood: me too, damn that old man for running off on us ! I say we find him, and inform the group of canadian geese that are still hanging around to keep an eye on all of us. They can get in touch with their fellow aliens outside the planet, and take SITS to the prisons on the moon base where they're keeping all the other pure ones.
lori100: sits is monitoring wireclub, just not posting.....he deleted some of his posts on his profile a couple of days ago.....
Nathaniel Nirvana: think the ailiens (apparently I'm not allowed to spell the word correctly, lol) got to him (shoulda worn the tinfoil hat!) & he's in training for stealthness so he can steal laundry socks. Our missing socks - it's how 'they' clone us
Nathaniel Nirvana: Sure ^^^^^^^^ you're all real (uh-ahem)..............as real (human) as 'Rachel' (or was it Rebecca or Sarah?) on Blade Runner............which is a true story btw
Corwin: All science fiction movies are real. They just use the word "fiction" because they don't want us to know the truth.
PIWINK: We are already past all science fiction I grew up with! I thought I was ok with today untill I found a rock with a white point pointing at me. Stopped in my tracks by a stone and the bird droping on its point, science came crashing threw. Thoughts filled my head of a rock that points and even before picking it up and discovering a stone compass of 200,000 years ago I knew that this stone had chosen me. Almost a year later and months of research, the petrified string in the center balance hole has me spinning in the neg. ion energy of direction of life itsself. Technology of this stone with all its symbols and center line markings,pushing disc and polished gravity funnel on its under side, did not concieve itself 200,000 years ago!!!
PIWINK: And after finding petrified string, I recalled more. A stone long forgoten with petrified string wrapped around it in my possesion for 30 years. At a closer look with new insite I found a fashioned quartz stone with 3 sets of windings of electrical usage. Many man made feachers of construction and electric technology. Petrified ages it as at least 200,000 years old acording to people who know these things. Technology written in stone, but it seems to be of no concern to anyone but me. ROCKED my world with two 200,000 year old uses of technology in stone!!!
Nathaniel Nirvana: @PIWINK _ I have issue to take with you! The real reason the stone was pointing at you was not because you are chosen but because it was pointing you out! Here you are ranting about it as if it's quite okay. We of the 'SOS' society, which has been wrongly & widely misinterpreted as save our souls, when it actually stands for 'save our string'..our mission is to save the strings by answering the age old question of 'how long is a piece of string?' (of course the real science behind so called 'string theory' You, the infamous 'string petrifier' Poor petrified string! have you no sympathy? I feel sorry for your shoelaces too, living in fear...or is it just strings clinging to stones?
Nathaniel Nirvana: Look at my post ^^^^ how did that emote get in there!? I don't recall typing that. I was vaguely thinking about typing a smile at the end but decided not to. It's a wireclub/anti-string theory conspiracy! The electronics used for the internet are reading the electrics of my brain activity......(quick I must get on that other thread & find if they have any spare tinfoil hats)
CoIin: What happened to SITS?
Which one got to him first?
Thank God I've been paying attention to the Science Forum and taking sensible precautions against such horrors
WildFire_: SITS demanded proof of alien existance and so they abducted him.
Oh wait. This post belongs in SITS "start a fake rumor" thread.
Corwin: Didn't you guys hear? He's been picketing naked at a pro-nudist protest in San Fransisco this past month.... Geoff posted a photo.
Whether or not he's under the control of an alien mind-probing device, well, that's anybody's guess..... but it's never come up in conversation.