The "Pretend You're A Crazy Person That Rants In The Science Forum" Thread (Page 3)
Corwin: I haven't received my new Mayan calendar in the mail yet...... maybe there really IS no 2013.
Illuminatist: Only the Elite are equipped with their own underground purified ice-cream facilities; thank you tax-payers
OCD_OCD: Bwaaaahahaha! "earth dilemma"
Andromedeans...Just one of thousands. And they all have "shared information" with him...and are human in every way. Uh-huh. 4' tall to 8' tall. Yep.
All human life was created on Lyra.
Different colors of skin are have to do with genetics involving the stars they are exposed to.
DawnGurl: Dude thats science! Ya just cant argue with the facts. Science ala 2012........dont get reptilian on me now!
Illuminatist: The video you are about to see, is a leaked top-secret Illuminati security video; it deals with their Elite anti-alien earth defence program..........All of the people seen here, are among the top-ranked agents in the Illuminati......
Illuminatist: As the supreme commander in chief of the Illuminati, I can assure you that it is very real......
I would not lie to you over a matter of such importance.
Needless to say, since I am the top executive in The Illuminati, I do not need to fear for my life for disclosing this information to you.
It is high time the people knew first hand, what is really going on.....
OCD_OCD: OMG. Bwaaaahahahaha. Illuminatist is "the supreme commander in chief of the Illuminati"
That just cracks me up.