The "Pretend You're A Crazy Person That Rants In The Science Forum" Thread (Page 3)

Illuminatist
Illuminatist: Anti-christ is my dog......
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Your dog is a scout for the alien illuminati
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Illuminatist
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OCD_OCD
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Illuminatist
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DawnGurl
DawnGurl: The Illuminati/New World Order conspirators have spiked all ice cream and is hypnotizing untold millions to do their bidding. Refrain from all ice cream consumption and write letters to your congressional delegates about this most nefarious deed.
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Corwin
Corwin: I haven't received my new Mayan calendar in the mail yet...... maybe there really IS no 2013.
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Illuminatist
Illuminatist: Only the Elite are equipped with their own underground purified ice-cream facilities; thank you tax-payers
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Illuminatist
Illuminatist: You guys only get the sprinkles
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DawnGurl
DawnGurl: It Gets No Better Than This!

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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Bwaaaahahaha! "earth dilemma"

Andromedeans...Just one of thousands. And they all have "shared information" with him...and are human in every way. Uh-huh. 4' tall to 8' tall. Yep.

All human life was created on Lyra.

Different colors of skin are have to do with genetics involving the stars they are exposed to.

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lori100
lori100: finally you are learning......
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DawnGurl
DawnGurl: Dude thats science! Ya just cant argue with the facts. Science ala 2012........dont get reptilian on me now!
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Illuminatist
Illuminatist: The video you are about to see, is a leaked top-secret Illuminati security video; it deals with their Elite anti-alien earth defence program..........All of the people seen here, are among the top-ranked agents in the Illuminati......
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Illuminatist
Illuminatist: Special Agent "Sea-bass" is the most promising.....
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DawnGurl
DawnGurl: Finally! Someone in the Govt is taking this threat seriously enough to go out and DO something about it! Trained pros at-the-ready to do battle with the alien threat. But...is this just another Illuminati/New World Order ploy to brainwash us? Or is it real?
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Corwin
Corwin: That footage looks pretty real to me.
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Illuminatist
Illuminatist: As the supreme commander in chief of the Illuminati, I can assure you that it is very real......


I would not lie to you over a matter of such importance.


Needless to say, since I am the top executive in The Illuminati, I do not need to fear for my life for disclosing this information to you.


It is high time the people knew first hand, what is really going on.....
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Corwin
Corwin: Maybe you can finally shed some light on where all my missing socks go.
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Illuminatist
Illuminatist: No, THAT is above top secret...... Even I don't know about that one...
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Illuminatist
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: OMG. Bwaaaahahahaha. Illuminatist is "the supreme commander in chief of the Illuminati"

That just cracks me up.
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Illuminatist
Illuminatist: you're cracked alright....
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Does everyone call you Commander, or The Supreme?
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Corwin
Corwin:
This is a fun thread... I wish SIX was around lately to enjoy it and add some input.

Who else here is dearly missing the old fart?
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