The "Pretend You're A Crazy Person That Rants In The Science Forum" Thread (Page 2)

OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: some have been so brainwashed that they accept govt lies and propaganda without question, and idolize politicians so much that they cannot believe the horrific crimes that they have been involved in....I have shown how bush sr. is a nazi and committed many horrible crimes in the cia, presidency.... wake up
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: How's that?
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Robot Seb
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: :area54: :area54:
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Dangit
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OCD_OCD
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: I have been brainwashed! I can't even remember my emotes!
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lori100
lori100: or the secret govt facility --area 51 ----where ets are involved with the govt------your tax money paid for it, but don't worry , you don't need to know about it......
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Corwin
Corwin: Area 51 is where they reverse-engineer flying saucers.... Area 54 is where the rest-rooms and gift-shop is.
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: My brain! My brain! It is being sucked through my nostrils by long-fingered alien fingers!
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Illuminatist
Illuminatist: Secret illuminati initiation ceremony; the person being initiated, is the Super-Absolute-Partially highly-Qualified-Grand-Master of Elite (pronounced E-Light) "Special" Forces:





This was smuggled out at great risk to the smuggler:
The person who leaked this video lives in constant fear of the punishment for this violation.


The said punishment, is to go through the headache removal system, founded by The Grand Master of the organization.




It has been proven horrible to undergo, and what's more, hilarious to watch.......













(Edited by Illuminatist)
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Uh huh.
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Illuminatist
Illuminatist: Oops. I think I blew my cover with that post.
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harlett anathema
harlett anathema: ...<---- doesn't haveta....pretend.....

humanity evolved outta hermaphrodites.....Adam was Eve,Eve was Adam.....
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Corwin
Corwin: The approaching hurricane Sandy is actually a giant cloaked flying saucer piloted by the octopus-people from a small planet in the vicinity of the Crab Nebula. Don't be afraid to know the truth.
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Illuminatist
Illuminatist: Yes! I was the one that commanded the octopuses to do my bidding. Your eye-witness testimony, Corvin, is but a taste of the complete evidence, I have for this ...........
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Corwin
Corwin: I believe it is their evil plot to make us soggy and knock over all of our lawn-furniture.
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Illuminatist
Illuminatist: I am their commander in chief.

As such, I give them orders (from behind the scenes), and my top general Cthulhu, makes sure they are carried out.


THIS IS WELL DOCUMENTED in the Necronomicon.




It really boggles the non-thinking mind, how people, in this day and age can somehow continue in ignorance of these facts, as Corvin has been generous to point out









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Illuminatist
Illuminatist: *readies the baretta with the silencer* Sorry Corvin, we can't afford any more leaks........



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Metaphorguy
Metaphorguy: My hair is a bird. Your argument is invalid.
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Corwin
Corwin: The sky is falling. I have received this top-secret information through a very reliable source.....
... the chicken has never been wrong yet.
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: It must be so!
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lori100
lori100: sits revelation----There are reports from credible government sources that turtles are actually space aliens.

-----------------------see, THAT'S why he is missing....sits exposed them .......now he is in their turtle hutch covered in lettuce leafs and turtle pellets forced to video tape their turtle orgies...............
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Nathaniel Nirvana
Nathaniel Nirvana: spiders are from Mars, Bowie said so....think perhaps the Atlanteans brought them here with them.....which means if you're not afraid of them then you're descended from them & if you are then you're a neanderthal, or could it be the other way around....reason to fear your ancient Egyptian Gods....perhaps they left the homeplanet to get away from spiders.....itsy bitzy spider climbed (Carly Simon) into the spaceship.......water washes the spider out & that's why Atlantis sank...trying to get rid of them
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Corwin
Corwin: My dog is the Antichrist.
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