Splatman? (Page 2)

Corwin: If I was Bruce Wayne... I would make a suit like Ironman, instead of just flapping around in a stupid cape. Batman is a pussy..... Ironman could kick his sorry butt.... but it would be more dramatic if Morgan Freeman narrated it while it happened.

Metaverseguy: If I had a billion dollars I wouldn't be out fighting crime unless I was in one of those Avatar AMP Mecha suits. If he wants to fight crime he should just stop by city hall and beat up all the corrupt politicians. He won't even need a cape for that just hire a bunch of diseased prostitutes and they'll all get wiped out.

Corwin: Hmmm... I think you might be on to a new superhero..... PimpMan!!! He could fight city hall and parliament.

He should have a cape though.... I think it's almost a requirement... unless you're too cool for a cape, like Ironman, or Spiderman...... oh, and I guess Wonderwoman didn't have a cape either... but that's just because it would cover up her hotness.

That's why her jet was invisible.

Metaverseguy: I recently heard Wonder Woman was a super feminazi. Apparently if her hands were bound by a man she would lose all her powers.

I like the idea of Pimpman though. Sounds like a new superhero for the times.