The Illuminati Lorry. (Page 6)

Corwin: There aren't too many parts to choose from.

Corwin: Aww... c'mon.... just kidding around.

Corwin: Where's my tin-foil?

Corwin: Yeah... that's right.... Sasquatch Brand tin-foil... but I thought it was only sold in Canada. Have the Sasquatches gone multi-national with their products? Good for them... they would never be mentioned in Forbes until they started thinking bigger.

Corwin: Sorry lori... I was totally kidding about the Drake reference... I don't even know who he is.
I was just kidding around, like I mentioned earlier. Didn't mean to strike a nerve.

Can I have a kiss now?

Corwin: What??

Well, I have friends that are girls... I prefer to use the term "women". Does that constitute the term "girlfriend"? If being friends with women is a crime, then I am guilty as charged. I do so adore the fairer sex of our species... probably why I am such a happily married man.
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Oh.... so Barbie called you crazy? Well... what should I be expected to do? Maybe you are crazy (I know that I am).

Take it as a complement... all the best people are a little bit crazy. (a quote from Lewis Carrol)

Corwin: That's blackmail!! A kiss should not be treated as a commodity. LOL

Sorry lor.... I don't take sides in those kinds of matters... I like to get along with everyone... and when I disagree with someone I like for it to be a civil and logical debate, not an exchange of insults.

A thin skin doesn't fare well here on Wireclub... learn to roll with the punches. And being able to laugh at yourself, and allow yourself to be the butt of a joke, is a very valuable asset.
Personally, I love a well worded insult towards myself. and give it a thumbs-up... it shows good character to do so.

Just learn to not take everything so seriously. You have your beliefs, and you voice them prominently... when you do that, be prepared to take ridicule for them. It's just the way it is. And this should all be in good fun on a site like this.... it's not a pissing match.

There's people who don't last long on here... but there's a lot of love here too if you know where and how to look for it. I've met some very cool people here on WC. And I have friends who dislike each other... but I can be friends with either of them. And not because I'm two-faced, but because I don't draw lines in the sand... I can agree to disagree with others. I love having friends who are different than I am... otherwise life would be boring.

In summation... there are two ways you can walk through life... meeting others with good intentions, or picking a fight.
Making friends is a tricky business... making enemies is easy.

Sorry to all of a sudden get all philosopher on you... I do that sometimes.

Corwin: Of course I care... and I do "love ya" (not "in" love with you), as you seem like a nice person... I sensed a lovable person with a sense of humor behind your.... posts............ and I care about anybody who hasn't given me a reason not to. Just because our political views don't match doesn't mean we can't be civil with each other and share a laugh right?

Corwin: But we're not "officially" friends yet... you have yet to pass the audition. LOL

And to be honest, this isn't helping.

I haven't followed the Isreal thread because I have no knowledge or opinion on the matter. I don't know what you and Barbie got into, but I want no part of it... how could I take sides in an argument I know nothing of, merely out of some form of favoritism?

OCD_OCD: after that middle school conversation, I must admit that I am curious about your age, Lori. Especially the "if you loved me" part...... "eyebrow"

OCD_OCD: dangit.

Corwin: Her profile is a complete blank. I also question her age.