The Illuminati Lorry. (Page 5)
Although the Geek Gang Signs declares that it means "apple". Gotta watch those geeks. They might take over the world.
OCD_OCD: Have you never seen a US Army truck with reservists on their weekend duty? Nothing nefarious there, either. They were going out for PT and they needed water. That's not a sign that there is going to be a world takeover, either.
OCD_OCD: And there is no Zombie Apocalypse. It was a training exercise done as a joke.
Grab your zombie bullets and your running shoes, the undead have reached Maine!
Just days after the federal government denied the existence of zombies, the city of Bangor took the zombie apocalypse craze to a whole new level. Officials began "preparing" for the undead by running a daylong pandemic exercise Thursday that was really a lesson in city response, the Bangor Daily News reported.
But there were zombies.
About 100 emergency responders from eight Maine counties tried responding to a weird scenario: Zombies originated in Jamaica and started biting people, and the outbreak reached Maine.
Those who were "bit" during the exercise had stickers put on their name tags, labeling them as infected. They'd either have to get the anti-zombie vaccine -- which stops the virus from getting to the brain and killing, then reanimating -- or become one of the walking dead themselves.
And while the locals were playing flesh-eater, first responders were training to deal with mass casualties, MPBN reported.
"This gives us the opportunity to do something a little bit different, but it still has the same principles that would apply in a real situation," Kathy Knight, director of the Northeastern Maine Regional Resource Center, told the paper. "[Emergency workers] need to figure out what they need, how they’re going to respond and how they are going to share their resources to respond to the disaster. They need to know who to go to outside their community to find the resources they don’t have, so it’s a different twist."
How would YOU prepare for the zombie apocalypse?
OCD_OCD: Galactic Federation of Light??????
"The period we are passing through is when Mother Earth is to be made over to the Light. This process is nearly done. The end of this particular stage will be the formal announcements that proclaim that our space family is here and ready to disclose its program for the landings. At the same time, the first broadcasts from our Agarthan family will go out. We have lived among them for millennia and know how much they desire to reunite the realms of Inner and surface Earth. They intend to show you around their glorious world and prepare you for your journey back to full consciousness. The environs and residences where this is to take place are ready and waiting for your occupancy. We have supervised all the preparations and greatly look forward to completing your ascension. It is vital that the divine plan be manifested, and manifested now!"
- Washta & Ascended Masters / through Sheldan Nidle 12th July 2011
"Know that if your leaders do not shortly come to terms with a Disclosure announcement, we will do so on their behalf since the time within which to acclimatize you to the changes necessary for Ascension grows shorter by the day."
OCD_OCD: "Your planet is literally surrounded with craft from all corners of the universe as all beings vie for ringside seats to the greatest show in the galaxy. Your world has long been highly regarded as one of the finest spiritual schools in the universe and entry into this University has been highly sought after. Now, you are on the precipice of a school-wide graduation, and you are center stage for the family that has come from all parts of the universe to attend the graduation ceremonies."
- Galactic Federation through Wanderer of the Skies 14th July 2011
"The next three of four months are destined to be eye opening, and you will know for sure that the big changes are on the way. After all the year speeds by and before you know it, it will be the magical year of 2012. So get ready to button up your safety belts and enjoy the ride. It can be seen as good or bad as you want it to be, so see the goal that is being aimed for and not the manner in which it is to be reached. All you need know is that it results in all you have been promised. It will be an unbelievable time with one surprise after another, and celebrations will be taking place.
I am SaLuSa from Sirius, and tell you that our ships are gathering for the grand announcement that will allow us to land on your Earth by invitation."
- SaLuSa / through Mike Quinsey 20th July 2011
OCD_OCD: Wow. I just got to the part where they say that Obama has invited "them". The Aliens.....and that Obama and his family will be protected.
Okey dokey. Firstly (and probably lastly) Obama is probably not my favorite politician but since he is the President of the United States, I'm going to take umbrage to the Galactic Light Whatevers saying that he invited them here and that he has photos up of his little green friends in the Situation Room.
Sorry, but that's not even going to wash on MSNBC. Not even Letterman.
Corwin: That's okay... she knows that I am certifiably insane.... she probably loves me "because" I am certifiably insane... it makes for interesting conversation.
OCD_OCD: Corvin only shape shifts into a sasquatch. He is really a lizard person. He wears contacts and hides his tail in his speedos.
Corwin: Tin-foil Speedos to be exact. But I'm questioning the logic of that... it makes my loins much to vulnerable to Tazer attacks.