The Illuminati Lorry. (Page 12)

Corwin: But just to be sure, always look for the zipper-line down the front before you put it in the pot.

OCD_OCD: Yes. I fear chickens. They can read my mind. The only LOOK like chickens. They are actually feather covered freaks who have probes hidden under their wings. If you dare to go to sleep around a chicken, you might wake up with a frog in your mouth.

duncan124:
Was he your Dad Corvin?

Corwin: Was my Dad an alien in a chicken-suit? Nah... he was a Sasquatch in a people-suit.

OCD_OCD: No, I'm pretty sure Corvin's father was a badger, not a frog.

OCD_OCD: My father was an elder in the BahoochieTuTu tribe.

That's why the 5 of us only have one eyeball each. Dear old dad ate one because the aliens demanded a sacrifice from each of us if we were allowed to live and continue our bloodline.

OCD_OCD: Lori is actually from the Ohmygollywhompus tribe. You must be careful when trading with them because they try to give you scratched CD's with eerie music on them. Whatever you do, do NOT listen to the music.

OCD_OCD: So now you are realizing how ineffectual your vaunted Illuminati are? Are they completely ineffectual or just idiots?

OCD_OCD: Why don't the Illuminati just feed us brainwashing pellets or flood the airwaves with zapadoodles meant to turn us into mindless zombies? They wouldn't need to worry about gun control because we'd all be drooling idiots and unable to even comprehend what a gun is.

OCD_OCD: How about we all keep a 24/7 watch on all of the UHaul storage facilities in the US? We can take turns watching them watching us, watching them watching us, watching them.

OCD_OCD:

OCD_OCD: He did NOT say "until Americans Give Up their Guns" he said:

"I don’t understand why the police officers across his country don’t stand up collectively and say, ‘We’re going to go on strike. We're not going to protect you unless you, the public, through your legislature, do what's required to keep us safe. After all, police officers want to go home to their families and we're doing everything we can to make their jobs more difficult."

Nice Illuminati spin, though, Lori. Use something that isn't an out and out fabrication next time.

OCD_OCD: YouTube

Here they are. Lizard people with some seriously bad eyeball touch-ups.

StuckInTheSixties:

lori10 says:
"lori10: Consciousness TV | COLORADO GUNMAN POSSIBLE MK-ULTRA
worldtruth.tv"

Anyone that wants to see just how thoroughly f**ked-up in the head and heart lori10 is can simply look at that website, and consider that she actually posted that vomit here.

There are those here that may feel entertained by your eccentricities.

I don't. I think you're wretched.

OCD_OCD: Time to come out from behind the curtain, Lori.

OCD_OCD: Lori, you and your conspiracy theories are about to reach troll status.

I'm assuming that is what you want.

duncan124:
He also seems to have got this hair thing. See the pictures!!