Vampires? (Page 5)

sadpoet2000
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PralineQueen
PralineQueen: I read the first two pages of this insanity... what is this, I don't even... *brain explodes*
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

It's abject silliness.

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PralineQueen
PralineQueen: Obviously most people here are joking... but are ALL of them joking? I hope so.
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

This is the internet. People believe all kinds of silly crap here ...

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PralineQueen
PralineQueen: Vampires and zombies are kind of the same thing, aren't they? When you look back to their origins, at least.
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

No, they're different.

Don't vampires become vampires when bitten by a vampire?

Zombies become zombies by being dead and having some sort of unspecified radiation from outer space cause them to become "undead."

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sumon091
sumon091: what's that?
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

What's what?

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LiptonCambell
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PralineQueen
PralineQueen: Well, by some stories if you get bitten by a zombie, you turn into one. And in some stories if you're bitten by a vampire, you just die. So they're kind of similar if you pair it up right.
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

You're right.

Being bitten by a zombie zombifies you too. In "Night Of The Living Dead," the little girl got bitten, and zombified, and then murdered her mommy with a cement trowel and began eating her. (laughs)

It is similar in that regard.

But I prefer zombies. Vampires are too pretentious. It's like they belong to some exclusive club or something. I don't think my wardrobe is good enough for me to be a vampire.

Zombies are funkier, more down to earth. Anyone can be a zombie. You need only be bitten by one, or be dead when earth is radiated by zombie radiation.

Zombies are more inclusive. The hell with vampires ...

(Edited by StuckInTheSixties)
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PralineQueen
PralineQueen: I don't really care for either these days, both have become so popular as to be annoying.
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shark angel
shark angel: hey there is nothing really wrong being a vampire as i said i didnt choose this life i was turned then he left never to be heard from again now i never get sick and thats is the only good thing about this life but every day i wish i could go back to being human and have a normal life one that i choose to live so those out there who say they want to be ampires be careful you may get what you wish for as for turning he bit me cut his wrist and put it to my mouth thats how i was turned twilight got it wrong
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

Vampires have no use for punctuation, apparently.

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shark angel
shark angel: I was in a bad mood. I. saw no point to use it
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PralineQueen
PralineQueen: I think you're confused - you're in your internet browser, not the Microsoft Word document that you're writing your vampire fiction story in, with no punctuation.
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shark angel
shark angel: why do you people care if i use proper grammer anyway i see lots of you people not using it elsewhere so why don't ya back off and if ya don't like how i choose to type then don't read it.
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LiptonCambell
LiptonCambell: I'm sorry Molly- again- a fancy story does not make a fact. Do you have any EVIDENCE of you being a vampire

(anyone else notice Molly posted at noon?)
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shark angel
shark angel: hello i was inside so no sun and some vampires are awake during the day and stay inside
and what kind of eidence we are online silly human
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: Queen Valissa says:

"why do you people care if i use proper grammer"

No one made no mention of your grammar. I was joking about your lack of punctuation ... just like in your above post, as well.



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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

Ever notice that quotation marks look a little bit like fangs?

Quote marks are the vampires of punctuation.

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shark angel
shark angel: well i never did well in english class in school so that had to deal with it so you can too.
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties:

Somehow we'll all have to bear that cross ...

Oh ... wait ... Vampires and crosses don't mix ...

Wrong metaphore ...

(laughs)

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sadpoet2000
sadpoet2000: the youth is eveident even in this age lol i will neither claim or disreguard what i am i am a poet who loves vampires weather or not anyone seeks true meanning behind it is up to them weather or not i let u into the darkness is up to me
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