Muhammad was Not a Prophet, He was Pro Murder, and Pro Fornicate

chayim
chayim: His goal in Heaven is 72 virgins to fornicate, and marry 4 women on earth, this is all what's up in his head, and his followers
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Zanjan
Zanjan: This doesn't appear to be a subject you wish to discuss with others - your mind is made up, you have no questions. If you're looking for people to support you, or to follow you I can assure you there will be no stampede into this room.

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duncan124
duncan124:
Whoa!

Well what is wrong with that?
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harlett anathema
harlett anathema: ..................

have none of you ever heard of HEY ZUES'S { JESUS'S} LOST YEARS...

not long after he was a accused of pushing his boyhood friend off the roof of a house...HE LEFT HOME DID NOT RETURN UNTIL HE WAS THIRTY YEARS OLD..

at or around 10 years old while on a roof house a friend of Jesus's fell off the roof and DIED,rumors were that Jesus kept RESURRECTING DEAD BIRDS as a KID anyway....

He was accused of pushing his friend off the roof...which pissed him off..so he RESURRECTED his friend and asked him... _______ did i push you off the roof.. and his friend replied NO.... not long after he left home..for decades...

The so called Islamic Prophet Muhamand was & will always be JESUS Himself..

through the middle east every hamlet... town...city center etc... had a story telling chair carved in stone.. where the elders or who ever choose sat and told stories...passed family gossip from far away etc etc etc etc etc...
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ghostgeek
ghostgeek: Christoph Luxenberg's book, Die Syro-Aramaische Lesart des Koran, available only in German, tries to show that many obscurities of the Koran disappear if we read certain words as being Syriac and not Arabic. To the probable horror of all Muslim males dreaming of sexual bliss in the Muslim hereafter, Luxenberg 's new analysis, leaning on the Hymns of Ephrem the Syrian, yields "white raisins" of "crystal clarity" rather than doe-eyed, and ever willing virgins - the houris. Luxenberg claims that the context makes it clear that it is food and drink that is being offerred, and not unsullied maidens or houris. It would seem that Muhammad and his male followers are going to be a little disappointed when they reach Heaven.
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Zanjan
Zanjan: Good. Because there's no roast turkeys or smoothies.

Happily, the Muslim women won't be disappointed - there's no special promises for them.
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duncan124
duncan124:
Harletts idea of resurrecting dead birds comes from the north of East Anglia and was a story about the dead birds that collect in large numbers in the sea there being blown out of the water

Nowadays we are allowed to say what the people involved in Ethnic Cleansing were about and so are free to view the story in a more enlighten way.

His description of the immense pleasure he would feel when in heaven is only slightly dulled by his use of scientific reasoning, about 72 is the number of people you can see at one time the ancients worked out.

What he meant about the four marriages is that not only would you see women everywhere you looked if that was what you wanted to see but even if you had married several women on earth the one(s) you could see would look like all four of them.

What you would be actually seeing is an interesting question.

But I hope this has cleared it up for you Chayim.

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Zanjan
Zanjan: Maybe it would be best just to quote from the Quran. Let it speak for itself.

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duncan124
duncan124:
Yeah, like your opinions should just be quotes from ' the book ' Zanjan!
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Fenomino
Fenomino: mohamed is the most great person in all history
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Zanjan
Zanjan: Duncan, I don't have opinions on God's Word. I do have a perspective on it though.

Only crazy people dare to rate Prophets of God against each other. Like, YOU know the scale!

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duncan124
duncan124:
There is no other Prophet in this thread.

People are free to compare whatever want!!
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ghostgeek
ghostgeek: How you rate the three great prophets of God, Moses, Jesus and Muhammad, depends on which religion you follow.
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chayim
chayim: The Torah says, God said to Moses, i will stand up prophets from your nation (Israel), prophets can only be from Israel
muhamad is from Yishmueil the slave bastard son, jesus his father was not Jewish, and was born a basterd by adultery
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ghostgeek
ghostgeek: Arabic is a Semitic language, as is Hebrew and Aramaic so our three great prophets are all lovey dovey buddies under the skin. Just members of one great big happy family.
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duncan124
duncan124:
As this thread is about Islam people referring to any other prophets is at least scandalous.

In heaven you will find for as far as you can see only your wife.

In the Islamic Heaven there is plenty of space for everyone, if you want to be alone and walk for miles on sandy beeches without seeing anyone then that is how it will be.

If you wanted to live together with your wife forever without any other things or anyone else to worry you that that is how it will be.

The Prophet was clear that in Heaven there was endless of space for everyone. Something Christians obviously fail to understand.
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chayim
chayim: Heaven is a God thing, not sex and pervs
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duncan124
duncan124:
Christians,( you wont find any pervs there huh? ) that away---------------------------------------------->
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ghostgeek
ghostgeek: Heaven is for saints, Hell for those who like to have fun.
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duncan124
duncan124:
Heaven is for all believers in both religions.
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chayim
chayim: The real fun is God, all other fun is not true fun, and it does not last too long, and it always ends boring and silly, the only true fun that lasts for ever, and always goes up, is God
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ghostgeek
ghostgeek: Heaven should be for good people.
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duncan124
duncan124:
It kinda starts with an attack on other peoples Religion and ends with a personal bed problem, Geeez!!
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Zanjan
Zanjan: "How you rate the three great prophets of God.........depends on which religion you follow. "

You say you don't follow religion - then how do you determine there were only 3 great Prophets of God?

When those Prophets began their mission, nobody thought they were great, except for a handful of disciples. If a few thousand years of cultural entrenchment is the only way to determine greatness, that's pathetically shallow. Yep, the bandwagon is always at the end of the parade.


Duncan: "As this thread is about Islam people referring to any other prophets is at least scandalous"

Why? The Quran refers to them many times. Perhaps you meant this thread should focus on Muhammad.

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Zanjan
Zanjan: The 72 Virgins - that isn't stated in the Quran. It's a lie.

Like Christianity, the Islamic world has fallen prey to literal interpretations, with clergy insisting others must understand things their way. Such commentaries are in the Hadith, which is NOT a holy book.

These fabrications, like old wives tales, tend to stick to the minds of those who refuse to investigate.
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