Why there is religion

Inertia_Crumb: Because there are suckers born every minute,and fools and their money are easily parted.

This was taken from a website i saw,but i cant post the link,apparently we are not allowed to do this?

Subscribe and receive daily prayer messages on you're mobile phone for a monthly fee of $9.99 that auto renews each month.We also offer a service 'text a prayer' standard and international call cost apply.

God now has a mobile phone?

hewhay: I heard on a Missouri radio station ,'Has God touched you today ? if he hasn't ,send us $1.85 and we'll send you a touch from God absolutely free, and that's a bargain at any price.' it gave an address to send the donations to ,WTF ,free ?

Inertia_Crumb: Im wondering if god text back?

CandyRivers: Exactly, suckers.

Thats why you get psychic hotlines and astrology text services.

Oh, and dating and dieting.

hewhay: a fool and their money are soon parted LMFAO

bahcatha2: this is why foolish religious people go to church and put their money in a collection plate.

CandyRivers: i like the word sucker,
I think I would like to use it more in conversation.

Yo Suckers,
What are you talking about sucker?
Gimme some money sucker?
(I dont know why but I appear to be channelling Mr T.)

bahcatha2: you should pity the sucker.

bahcatha2: but envy the suckee.

CandyRivers: slurp

bahcatha2: then i quess i envy you my dear.

CandyRivers: well you know I am a sucker for you bah.

bahcatha2: oh the mental image that gives.