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MJ59: Halal Snackbar!!!

Sir Loin: I never understood the 72 virgins bit. Virgins are a pain in the bum. Give me an experienced woman any day

MJ59: Lol yeah!

Sir Loin: Not my idea of heaven at all

MJ59: A virgin to them towel heads would be about 11, yeah?

Sir Loin: According to that pedophile Mohammed 9 is fair game. Dirty little kiddy fucker

MJ59: Yeah *UGH*

Sir Loin: Somebody should've castrated the bugger with a blunt razor

MJ59: A RUSTY blunt razor

The giant midget: 72 virgins not a bad thing at all but you are getting also the mothers of these women , like motherinlaw's
Fuck that shit
Keep all,those virgins please

CharlesIII: I don't even know 72 women let alone virgins

Doctor_Ontario: No thanx Too busy. Lol

theHating: No, my rules.

MJ59: I think HP might be a bit spesh

theHating: Trump is autistic

Sandra100257: Trump may be a pain in the ass but he is not autistic

MJ59: But he IS a blithering idiot

Sandra100257: well yes

MJ59: Where do i sign up for this isis anyway
Washington?

MJ59: https://www.nbcnews.com/isis-terror