Destroy the Infidel!

theHating: We must awaken, brothers.

We must submit ourselves and come together to hear the task given from on high peaks.

We must destroy the infidel!

Who is the Infidel?
Reddit.

What is reddit?
A breeding ground for false testimony of our prophet.

Why do they do this?
Because they think they are wise and lo' they are not!

We must destroy reddit and make them submit to proper spelling of the word "read"! We will make them recite the grace of the latinus of romus from within our gas ovens!

Koala al quack-bar!

Angry Beaver: Halal snack bar!! Man the cannons men!!!

https_GoAway: pigfarts await you.

Angry Beaver: All hail the farty pig!!

https_GoAway: you get 10 more brownie points if you get that joke

Angry Beaver: I remember that farting boxer... gaseous clay?

https_GoAway: A10 warthog

theHating: Lolololololol

theHating: Halal snack bar!

Angry Beaver:

Angry Beaver: Admiral Ackbar!!! ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai!!!!

Angry Beaver:

Angry Beaver: I wanna see boobies dammit!