Why New Zealand should be invaded. (Page 4) Most Valuable Player: Gerald the gnome sir, sgt. M.V.P reporting for duty sir, i have assembled the troops, Operation D-Day Nz is under way, first contact with the enemy, was uuhhh very weird sir, Fm reported seeing the 5 of the enemy drunk and past out next to sheep.... we have taken the whole of the North shore.... surprisingly no k.i.a, but very strange activity's are happening on this land, the kiwis are greeting our soldiers even though we are here for annihilation of there main land, but i cant understand what they are saying, something about bro this and mumbles and bro that, sir i think more is to this, what do you know sir, Alien activity, is Nz full of aliens? sir i hope this wasn't an order from Tom Cruz at area 7, i just prey that our troop's are not doomed, i will keep you of a daily update on the attack sir, i salute you. 17/03/13 --- Sgt M.V.P  GeraldTheGnome: You're cool, we'll seize all there action sports facilities first so this time around I can go on them for free. GeraldTheGnome: Especially the Bungee Jumping, this time I'll even go and use the Skipper's Canyon jump and any Heli-Bungy places.  R E B E C C A: Skippy the Kanga?? you gonna hop accross n invade on kangas....phuckin ace! (Edited by R E B E C C A) GeraldTheGnome: Oh there is plenty of the whacky tobaccy for sale in New Zealand if anyone wants to 'invade' it for that reason. Most Valuable Player: Gerald the Gnome, m.v.p reporting sir, day three of the invasion, it seems to me we have a double agent, one of our soldier was reported doing double the shots as his kiwi rival, of some sort of modern poison called dragons breath, both men were k.i.a in the binge..... i see things hazzey now it must be from there modern warfare, there is no water on this land only a substance called lion red, and i must admit im starting to like it here, ohhhh nooo this isnt right, one word repeats itself over and over again and thats the word inception, arrrrrgggggg you must send reinforcements now arrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh bro bro bro bro bro arrrrrgggggg..........(unintelligible) ...........brrrrrrooooooooooooo.............(transmition end)..... 19/03/13 m.vp GeraldTheGnome: I think a Kiwi has followed me so I'm about to go to a secret hideout, named a Cinema right now, but once I feel safer after a number of magic acts for a few hours, I'll be able to respond. PS Don't go near any DB or think that a Hangi (or however they spell it is great), that is their first way of converting people to talking in a funny manner. Most Valuable Player: ohhh nooo i now think i am possessed with Hangi demon i tried it and i liked it arrrrrggggggg this evil land GeraldTheGnome: Yes, the Lion Red is also a worry, please be wary of starting a sporting game where you start poking out your tongue, along with singing and dancing, as well as bulging out your eyes, it is another sign that they are bringing you to the Kiwi side. GeraldTheGnome: I worried that the Kiwis have taken over here, I see Sheep fleece everywhere. Yet he I was thinking this site was G rated, there obviously must have been a hot night. Most Valuable Player: all it is bro, that sheep are dumb and they dont say no, thats why us kiwis do what we do GeraldTheGnome: You're still cool. The 'Kiwi' that was in my life for quite a while, she was such a big turn on, she's still hot even though she's going out with 'Errol the Feral', he can have her I got tired of her ages ago. She wore me out. Most Valuable Player: aaaaaaarrrrrrrraaaggggggggggg i must resist this kiwi entity, aarrragaggggg you must send help, mission is a fail we must arrrrraaaaaggggggggg .......abort now sir............send help.......................bro,,,,,,, aarrrr.................................(end of transmition) Most Valuable Player: i am comment 100 yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy   pickledance:  | Politics Chat Room 26 People Chatting Similar Conversations |
