Bad Teacher

Rick Prime
Rick Prime:
I had to fix my tie up,
As my uniform's not straight,
Teacher doesn't like me,
She says that I am bad,
The heel broke off my right shoe,
When I caught it in a grate,
Everybody's careful,
They don't want to make her mad;

Teacher says:

Stand up, sit down. don't act the clown,
Brush your hair, you do not care,
Look after your own health,
My teacher's really lovely,
She told me so herself;

She surprised me yesterday,
she dyed her hair bright red,
She painted all her fingernails,
In class she ate her lunch,
Then I saw her smoking
By the bicycle shed,
She drinks Vodka in the food hall,
It makes her drunk a bunch;

Teacher says:

Come in, get out, you scruffy lout!
Do your sums or I'll tell your mums,
Listen to all I say,
My teacher's really lovely,
She tells me every day;


She was teaching me some history,
About kings and queens and stuff,
She's the same with everybody,
It isn't only me,
Most of her facts were wrong,
She got into such a huff.
During PT on the playing field
She slept beneath a tree;

Teacher says:

Turn around, don't fall down.
Stand still and jump, you big fat lump,
I think she ought to go,
My teachers really beautiful,
It's she who told me so.
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