Sick twisted and dark. (Page 6)

Mz Demeanor: Friend: "What are those things you blow to make a wish?

Me: "Sugar daddies?"

Chele1L: Lol

Nasty Boy: SILENCE

go silent more.

please.

Like it's not obvious

KNOCK KNOCK

who's there?

NO ONE

MishkaK15: Lol

LoisS: Jack and Jill
went to refill
their very last water container.
A wild crazy bunch,
ate them for lunch,
The only thing left?
Jack's retainer.

Chele1L: Lol

Chele1L: Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne da tub im drowning

Nasty Boy: ^^^^^^ Good one!!!

cloudygrey33: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair

He Wuz a Bald Mother Fuzzer
Wuzzent he?

SunshineDeb: Lol

Chele1L: Ha ha!

Lilith___: You came to me in small packages
And I forgave all your ravages.

Chele1L: Big things come from small packages

cloudygrey33: Jack Sprat
ate a bat,
a monkey,
a rat
and a polka dot cat.
You should have
seen the shit he shat!
From that moment
he became
Jack Squat Splat!

(Wait- How does Jack Sprat go again?)

Nasty Boy: ^^^^^^^ Really good!!

Sinlgef9: ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and I was 24 hours from learning my parents lied
‘‘Twas the night before Easter and no bunny appeared
‘Twas the night before my innocence died
“Twas the night had come true all their fears

Myths and lies for 9 years and they wonder why they cannot talk to us from 13-20.

cloudygrey33: Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife and he couldn't keep her
She's all like what is your deal Peter?! ... This pumpkin thing is outta control!
And he was all like- Shit yo... I'll eat pumpkins if I wanna!
She's like fine asshole--- Takin' your pumpkin ass to divorce court!
He's like -- Whatever... You know you like pumpkins.
She's like-- Whatever... Weirdo.


Then they had the angry sex in a pumpkin patch!



(Happy Halloween!)

MishkaKitty15: Lmaoooo

Happy Halloween!!

Cheers!!

LoisS: Right back at ya my dear,
When I was a youngling
We couldnt wait for it to be near.
When the clock struck 12
and we heard that BING
We knew it was Halloween
and we would get candies and things.

Happy Halloween

MishkaKitty15: Lol. Trick Or Treat

Nasty Boy: Steam queen

you can enter my own steamy dream

and shine it all to a sheen.

Know what I mean?

Jelly bean.