Sick twisted and dark. (Page 6)

Mz Demeanor
Mz Demeanor: Friend: "What are those things you blow to make a wish?

Me: "Sugar daddies?"
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KittenM15
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Chele1L 
Chele1L: Lol
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Nasty  Boy
Nasty Boy: SILENCE

go silent more.

please.

Like it's not obvious

KNOCK KNOCK

who's there?

NO ONE
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MishkaK15
MishkaK15: Lol
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LoisS
LoisS: Jack and Jill
went to refill
their very last water container.
A wild crazy bunch,
ate them for lunch,
The only thing left?
Jack's retainer.
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Chele1L 
Chele1L: Lol
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Chele1L 
Chele1L: Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne da tub im drowning
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Nasty  Boy
Nasty Boy: ^^^^^^ Good one!!!
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cloudygrey33
cloudygrey33: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair

He Wuz a Bald Mother Fuzzer
Wuzzent he?
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SunshineDeb 
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Chele1L 
Chele1L: Ha ha!
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Lilith___
Lilith___: You came to me in small packages
And I forgave all your ravages.
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Chele1L 
Chele1L: Big things come from small packages
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cloudygrey33
cloudygrey33: Jack Sprat
ate a bat,
a monkey,
a rat
and a polka dot cat.
You should have
seen the shit he shat!
From that moment
he became
Jack Squat Splat!

(Wait- How does Jack Sprat go again?)






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Nasty  Boy
Nasty Boy: ^^^^^^^ Really good!!
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Sinlgef9
Sinlgef9: ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and I was 24 hours from learning my parents lied
‘‘Twas the night before Easter and no bunny appeared
‘Twas the night before my innocence died
“Twas the night had come true all their fears

Myths and lies for 9 years and they wonder why they cannot talk to us from 13-20.
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cloudygrey33
cloudygrey33: Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife and he couldn't keep her
She's all like what is your deal Peter?! ... This pumpkin thing is outta control!
And he was all like- Shit yo... I'll eat pumpkins if I wanna!
She's like fine asshole--- Takin' your pumpkin ass to divorce court!
He's like -- Whatever... You know you like pumpkins.
She's like-- Whatever... Weirdo.


Then they had the angry sex in a pumpkin patch!



(Happy Halloween!)


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MishkaKitty15
MishkaKitty15: Lmaoooo

Happy Halloween!!

Cheers!!
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LoisS
LoisS: Right back at ya my dear,
When I was a youngling
We couldnt wait for it to be near.
When the clock struck 12
and we heard that BING
We knew it was Halloween
and we would get candies and things.

Happy Halloween
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MishkaKitty15
MishkaKitty15: Lol. Trick Or Treat
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Nasty  Boy
Nasty Boy: Steam queen

you can enter my own steamy dream

and shine it all to a sheen.

Know what I mean?

Jelly bean.
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KittenM15
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