Sick twisted and dark. (Page 6)
LoisS: Jack and Jill
went to refill
their very last water container.
A wild crazy bunch,
ate them for lunch,
The only thing left?
cloudygrey33: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
He Wuz a Bald Mother Fuzzer
Sinlgef9: ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and I was 24 hours from learning my parents lied
‘‘Twas the night before Easter and no bunny appeared
‘Twas the night before my innocence died
“Twas the night had come true all their fears
Myths and lies for 9 years and they wonder why they cannot talk to us from 13-20.
cloudygrey33: Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife and he couldn't keep her
She's all like what is your deal Peter?! ... This pumpkin thing is outta control!
And he was all like- Shit yo... I'll eat pumpkins if I wanna!
She's like fine asshole--- Takin' your pumpkin ass to divorce court!
He's like -- Whatever... You know you like pumpkins.
She's like-- Whatever... Weirdo.
Then they had the angry sex in a pumpkin patch!
LoisS: Right back at ya my dear,
When I was a youngling
We couldnt wait for it to be near.
When the clock struck 12
and we heard that BING
We knew it was Halloween
and we would get candies and things.
Nasty Boy: Steam queen
you can enter my own steamy dream
and shine it all to a sheen.
Know what I mean?