Sick twisted and dark. (Page 5)
Foxes are red
Some birds are blue
Watersports are cool
It has nothing to do with a pool.
Nasty Boy: The world is in chaos
Life is a turning wheel
While gazing at the pie
I wonder if it's real
Chele1L: The atmosphere is calm
Death is a a stopping muck a muck
I don’t have qualm
For pie or give a f****
LoisS: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your smile is like sunshine
And you always come to work dressed very nicely also
Nasty Boy: Twinkle twinkle little star
Eyes bloodshot and blue
Blurry vision from my tears
She slapped me and we're through
I spy with my eye,
Something so brand new
A group of girls in bathing suits
#$%@ it I'll take two.
LoisS: Golden sponge cake,
filled with cream,
baked in factory machines,
and stacked up here.
Shelf life of five hundred years.
Bombs are dropped
and germs are spread.
Everyone we know,
is either a jerk or dead.
But no matter
the hard times we've had,
at least the Twinkies wont go bad.
cloudygrey33: In 2012 I tripped
on a wooden stump
Banged my head
on a garbage dump
Got knocked out
and bruised my rump
Woke up in 2017...
What the Trump?!!!?!
MishkaK15: I woke up in my bed,
Brushed my teeth and myself i had fed,
Suddenly my cat barks at me,
Saying, "Im the owner, You the dog, for now i let you free",
Im like, " whatever. Poor cat."
He goes, " Im the owner!" and hits me with a bat!!!
Im like, " are you drunk???"
He burps, and jumps, "im cool!! I dont drink, coz im a punk!!"
I walk away, and take out my AKM,
He goes, "Heya! Dog. be quiet and dont bark. i want to listen to Eminem!!"
I get annoyed and i point at him the AKM as i pull the trigger!!
He dodges the bullets and pulls out a golden AK-47. He is like, "Its gold coz im a gold digger!!"
Lol. i didnt try
And DONT ask me what is that all about. idk myself, and its 4: 15 AM here right now. Lol