Men are pigs (Humor)

angpd
angpd: MEN ARE PIGS


All men are pigs, Not most or some
We're piggies to the core
When unconscious we are snorting
But we'll call it a snore

Within our necks, Installed at birth
Springs you can not observe
When girls walk past, they're triggered by
A connected optic nerve

"Oh, not my Jim or Frank" says she
"For me he's always there.
"A piggy man? Well, I think not
I know he'll always care"

"Well, some of us have shorter snouts"
To her I would reply.
"You've bought the pigs philosophy
Deny, deny, deny

You may think your love has changed him
For what ails him, you're the cure
But trust me rolling in the mud
Has not lost its allure

We think all women want us
We hear voices in the sky
"Take me now!" is what we hear
And all she said was "Hi."

We picture other women
Without the leaves of figs
Some may be sweet and nice and kind
But all of us are pigs

Dan
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laydeluck
laydeluck: Very good.... good thing a guy wrote it... can you imagine the outcry if a gal did?
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angpd
angpd: If you can't make fun of your own gender, who can? All in good fun. There is a story behind this poem if you are interested.
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laydeluck
laydeluck: Would love to hear it...
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angpd
angpd: A while back, while in an airport, Seattle I think. A woman was walking through, hiding none of her assets. I watched and as she past, every man it the place turned his head as she past by. Like stacked dominoes falling. Very funny. Guess you had to be there. Shortly there after I wrote the poem. Just had to do it. Always felt the first verse a little weak but it is just humor, not a masterpiece. The rest of the poem fell quickly into place.
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laydeluck
laydeluck: It really is a delightful write... very clever!
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angpd
angpd: Thanks so much. glad someone likes my poems but you are 118 so that may be the reason. HAHAHA
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laydeluck
laydeluck: Contributing factor for sure. Also, that I write and know good poetry when I see it...lol
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daisiesnfld
daisiesnfld: LOL another great write, and so funny! Humor is good, I appreciate it!
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MarryOnly4Luv
MarryOnly4Luv: 👍👍
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angpd
angpd: Thanks for taking the time to read this daisie
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WineNSarcasm
WineNSarcasm: Hilarious ! and, oh so true....no matter HOW we try to change the little beasties ! hahahahaha
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angpd
angpd: thanks for visiting, glad you liked it
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El Comandante
El Comandante: Haha! Good one, man.
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cornish11 
cornish11: I am not a pig-Don't snort at me.
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Maddisen39
Maddisen39: Nah! Just you.
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cornish11 
cornish11: Cheeky Maddisen39.
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Ang3lBlaz3
Ang3lBlaz3: Love it sir! One of the best that i have read!
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