Men are pigs (Humor)
angpd: MEN ARE PIGS
All men are pigs, Not most or some
We're piggies to the core
When unconscious we are snorting
But we'll call it a snore
Within our necks, Installed at birth
Springs you can not observe
When girls walk past, they're triggered by
A connected optic nerve
"Oh, not my Jim or Frank" says she
"For me he's always there.
"A piggy man? Well, I think not
I know he'll always care"
"Well, some of us have shorter snouts"
To her I would reply.
"You've bought the pigs philosophy
Deny, deny, deny
You may think your love has changed him
For what ails him, you're the cure
But trust me rolling in the mud
Has not lost its allure
We think all women want us
We hear voices in the sky
"Take me now!" is what we hear
And all she said was "Hi."
We picture other women
Without the leaves of figs
Some may be sweet and nice and kind
But all of us are pigs
angpd: If you can't make fun of your own gender, who can? All in good fun. There is a story behind this poem if you are interested.
angpd: A while back, while in an airport, Seattle I think. A woman was walking through, hiding none of her assets. I watched and as she past, every man it the place turned his head as she past by. Like stacked dominoes falling. Very funny. Guess you had to be there. Shortly there after I wrote the poem. Just had to do it. Always felt the first verse a little weak but it is just humor, not a masterpiece. The rest of the poem fell quickly into place.
angpd: Thanks so much. glad someone likes my poems but you are 118 so that may be the reason. HAHAHA
laydeluck: Contributing factor for sure. Also, that I write and know good poetry when I see it...lol
WineNSarcasm: Hilarious ! and, oh so true....no matter HOW we try to change the little beasties ! hahahahaha