I AM

ajb911: I AM CANCER IM IN YOUR DNA I AM THE PALE REFLECTION THAT STARES BACK INTO YOUR EMPTY EYES I AM THE COLD FEELING THAT CHILLS YOUR SOUL AND SENDS IT ON ITS WAY EITHER TO HEAVEN OR HELL ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

Corwin: What a cheerful person.

I AM THE CHIPOTLE IN YOUR TACO. I AM THE BEANS IN YOUR BURRITO. I AM THE BOILED CABBAGE IN YOUR BORSCHT. I AM THAT GURGLING SOUND IN YOUR BELLY THAT SENDS YOU RUNNING TO THE BATHROOM TO MAKE A STINKY MESS IN THE TOILET BOWL, FOLLOWED BY SEVERAL HOURS OF WARM FARTS THAT MAKE EVERYONE AROUND YOU RUN SCREAMING.