Write a Silly Haiku (Page 71)

CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin:
Farts are like shampoo
Apply, lather, rinse, repeat
Oh wait.... no they're not.
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Wild__
Wild__:

Sharts are like fat chicks
Nice and warm and wet and fun
But don't tell your friends
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin:

Sharts are like revenge
They wait for just the right time
But aren't served cold
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Wild__
Wild__:

Farts are like Haiku
So fun to conjure up and
Share with some people
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Wild__
Wild__: Lincoln loved fart jokes
And wore a really cool hat
Sounds me of someone...

True story - Abe Lincoln loved fart jokes.
(Edited by Wild__)
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NoNunidentifiable
NoNunidentifiable: Once there was a Corvin
He'd Haiku all day
If we were mischievous he'd be in a comical play

I couldn't write a Haiku, so i thought i'd play with stage.... Some writings or muses in which to array....Some idyllic pattern of which to my dismay... Wasn't a Haiku but was a short play... It went like this and i prattled on all day.

Enter stage/On set Haikuing Corvin=

Corvin to audience: "A good day fellow Haikuar's"

Audience (with prompt): "Ah very good day to you Mr Corvin the Haikuee" (collective)

Corvin to audience: "It's nice to see so many of you lovely lads, lassies, lyricists in the lights from this here stage" *addresses the audiences with a bow to all sides*

Audience (without prompt): *hysterical lisztomania for Corvin ensues*

Corvin to audience: *bows as flowers are cascading down from above stage, curtains draw*
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lummox 
lummox: A new one on me
Jellied heels, knees, and elbows
Relieve the pressure
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WarriorMouse
WarriorMouse: Thinking way too much
I need a jellied brain pad
Resting mice poor mind
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin:
When farts hit the fan
Makes less of a mess than shit
But smells similar
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