Write a Silly Haiku (Page 8)

Corwin
Corwin: Lil momma nine one
Read the title of this thread
That is not silly
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Wonderbunny
Wonderbunny: My friend said to me
"Can you believe he said that?
So I said to him..."
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi:
congested to death
here i take my final breath
oh no wait never mind
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Corwin
Corwin: Finger pulled - a fart
If my entire arm was pulled -
Could spell disaster
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drywitty
drywitty: Washed a dirty sock
That was found under a rock
Let me see your rooster
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: some people see perv
i see opportunity
to reeducate!!
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Wild__
Wild__: The puke-up diet
Please don't try it. Your rib cage
Looks like a washboard
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: washboard abs make
on every female's
so whats a now?
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Wild__
Wild__: A woman's ribcage
Should never inspire me to...
Wash dirty laundry
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: Looking like a man
or a holocaust victim
can be a turn off
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Mz Demeanor
Mz Demeanor: Did you hear that sound?
Did someone step on a duck?
It was just Cor's butt.
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Mz Demeanor
Mz Demeanor: Silliness is fun
Laughter is great medicine
Did I hear a duck?
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: flatus from anus
one by any other name
can smell just the same
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: diet is key in farts
changes the timber and smell
dont discount or doubt
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi: it's the act of smell
not content or quality
what's that i smell now?
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: you may be standing
just a little bit too close
if its me you smell
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Wild__
Wild__: I showered today
My armpits are very clean
Ode de flatulence
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: i bathed today, pooped
so whatever you smell here
i know its not me!!
(Edited by near50ohoh)
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drywitty
drywitty: Awoke with headache
At least it's not a migrane
Just need some water
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ColonelKusanagi
ColonelKusanagi:
not dehydration
don't forget to drink it up
unless you like it
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Corwin
Corwin: I could use a drink
To quench my dehydration
Please pass the vodka
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drywitty
drywitty: Maybe vodka, yes
That would make good medicine
To forget all pains
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: in life you notice
that pain you try to subdue
comes right back harder
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Corwin
Corwin: I'm not feeling pain
I'm just a wee bit thirsty
Please pass the vodka
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Geoff
Geoff: scientology is
utter derpy fucking bullshit
Tom Cruise you pillock
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