Write a Silly Haiku (Page 70)

RiccoShort
RiccoShort: I can't write haiku
even if i try so hard
that i poop myself
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lummox 
lummox: You're doing just fine
All acts of great poetry
Require follow through
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WarriorMouse
WarriorMouse: I try to like spring
All the flowers and those things
but then I just SNEEZE
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lummox 
lummox: Bless you little mouse
I thought it was a snail trail
Now i know it's snot
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WarriorMouse
WarriorMouse: Thank you kindly SNIFFS
Have intimate relations
with the Kleenex box
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boyzzwillbeboyz
boyzzwillbeboyz: good to see ya all
Ssssssstill writing all these years
keep on keeping on
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WarriorMouse
WarriorMouse: Haiku entertains
When bored with my life and work
Keeps mice mind busy
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lummox 
lummox: Busy minds stay young
Busy lives make manifest
Busy bodies pry
(Edited by lummox)
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Lilith___
Lilith___: You hide your hot wind...
What else do you hide from me?
How could I trust you?
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lummox 
lummox: The urge to party
In Star Wars vernacular
Is strong in this one
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Lilith___
Lilith___: You're doing it fine.
More than fine, you do it great.
Love yourself, relax.
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Lilith___
Lilith___: You have to vote soon.
And you choose the loudest barks.
Does smell surprise you?
(Edited by Lilith___)
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WarriorMouse
WarriorMouse: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH !!!!!
Repeats over and over
Until some believe
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lummox 
lummox: At least newspapers
At a push, can double as
Hardcore toilet roll
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin:
Newspaper TP
I use the funny section
And laugh my ass off
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lummox 
lummox: Started with a hug
Blossomed into a romance
Faded back to friends
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Lilith___
Lilith___: You got amnesia
And forgot where your mouth was
You never give up
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lummox 
lummox: Woke up this morning
Whirlwind chasing me around
Got the bum burp blues
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Lilith___
Lilith___: We don't make champagne
We even don't suffocate
How lucky we are
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Wild__
Wild__: I am exhausted
Where did all my money go?
My god damn back hurts
(Edited by Wild__)
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Wild__
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lummox 
lummox: That is what happens
When you decide to bulk buy
Dark Web Viagra
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WarriorMouse
WarriorMouse: Furry Blonde Kitty

Why remove the nap
From carpet when it match drapes
Don't make kitty sad

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