Write a Silly Haiku (Page 69)

Wild__: Spam spam spam and spam
Spam spam spam spam spam and spam
Spam spam spam spam spam

lummox: All spam and no bread
Is making Jack a dull boy
It repeats on him

Corwin:
Yummy yummy Spam
But if you fart on the Spam
It becomes smelly

Wild__:
Coat spam with garlic
To get rid of the fart smell
Your next fart smells worse

(Post deleted by Corwin 5 years ago)

Corwin:
That wasn't Haiku
Nor was it even silly
I now fart on you

WarriorMouse: Colder weather now
Eat ham and beans for dinner
Keeping mice tail warm

Wild__:

I can't stop farting
Will the next one be a shart?
Only time will tell

Corwin:
One thing I have learned
After the age of forty
Never trust a fart

Wild__:
One thing I have learned
Is that I should have learned more
Than just that one thing

Corwin:
Something else I've learned
That I can poop on the floor
And then blame my dog

lummox: A crouching tiger
Needs a giant litter tray
Or huge panty pads

lummox: Of all the forums
Never thought i'd see this one
Becalmed, without wind

lummox: Priests sign their blessing
Two parts shown, three parts hidden
How i play poker

Corwin:
Bumpety bump bump
Time to bump the haiku thread
So pull my finger

lummox: Pulling a finger
Can sometimes help to decide
Which way the wind blows

WarriorMouse: Haiku bumping now
Since I have a holiday
Later celebrate

lummox: "You're a long time dead "
So they say, but i've been told
It's like a tea break

Corwin:
Christmas time is nigh
A big box of booze - oh joy
Thank fermentation

lummox: Bubbles in the booze
More bubbles in my belly
"Brrap" something smelly

Corwin:
Bubbles in my butt
A fart can be so much fun
If that's what it is

lummox: The moon has gone in
And the wind no longer blows
Turn the other cheek

WarriorMouse: I saw the wolf moon
Blood red eclipse in the sky
Dizzy in my eye

lummox: Hey Mr Sandman
Have you been on holiday ?
Don't be a stranger

lummox: Don't name your lad Hugh
If your surname is Janus
School could be cruel

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