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Wild__
Wild__: Spam spam spam and spam
Spam spam spam spam spam and spam
Spam spam spam spam spam
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lummox 
lummox: All spam and no bread
Is making Jack a dull boy
It repeats on him
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin:
Yummy yummy Spam
But if you fart on the Spam
It becomes smelly
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Wild__
Wild__:
Coat spam with garlic
To get rid of the fart smell
Your next fart smells worse
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin:
That wasn't Haiku
Nor was it even silly
I now fart on you
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WarriorMouse
WarriorMouse: Colder weather now
Eat ham and beans for dinner
Keeping mice tail warm
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Wild__
Wild__:

I can't stop farting
Will the next one be a shart?
Only time will tell
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin:
One thing I have learned
After the age of forty
Never trust a fart
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Wild__
Wild__:
One thing I have learned
Is that I should have learned more
Than just that one thing
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin:
Something else I've learned
That I can poop on the floor
And then blame my dog
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lummox 
lummox: A crouching tiger
Needs a giant litter tray
Or huge panty pads
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lummox 
lummox: Of all the forums
Never thought i'd see this one
Becalmed, without wind
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lummox 
lummox: Priests sign their blessing
Two parts shown, three parts hidden
How i play poker
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin:
Bumpety bump bump
Time to bump the haiku thread
So pull my finger
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lummox 
lummox: Pulling a finger
Can sometimes help to decide
Which way the wind blows
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WarriorMouse
WarriorMouse: Haiku bumping now
Since I have a holiday
Later celebrate
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lummox 
lummox: "You're a long time dead "
So they say, but i've been told
It's like a tea break
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin:
Christmas time is nigh
A big box of booze - oh joy
Thank fermentation
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lummox 
lummox: Bubbles in the booze
More bubbles in my belly
"Brrap" something smelly
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin:
Bubbles in my butt
A fart can be so much fun
If that's what it is
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lummox 
lummox: The moon has gone in
And the wind no longer blows
Turn the other cheek
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WarriorMouse
WarriorMouse: I saw the wolf moon
Blood red eclipse in the sky
Dizzy in my eye
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lummox 
lummox: Hey Mr Sandman
Have you been on holiday ?
Don't be a stranger
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lummox 
lummox: Don't name your lad Hugh
If your surname is Janus
School could be cruel
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