Write a Silly Haiku (Page 66)

lummox: One way to find out
When you sit and then stand up
Do you have to shout ?

WarriorMouse: Even if a sound
Is heard but not from my mouth
MAYBE I am old

lummox: I have always felt
When it comes to laying blame
The one who smelt, dealt

WarriorMouse: If it is a sound
without any type of smell
Could be creaky joints

lummox: Plagued by noisy knees
Lag those suckers with cloth strips
(learned in Gormenghast)

WarriorMouse: Worst scenario:
Body parts can be replaced
We are bionic

lummox: It would cost too much
To repair all the damage
I need a trade in

WarriorMouse: On the Internet
I can be WarriorMouse
Or Wonder Woman

lummox: I'd choose Bugs Bunny
Or Lucy's Brother Linus
Have to keep it real

lummox: The thing about love
It's not just a way with words
It's a way of life 😊

Corwin:
I have lots of wind
My farts are responsible
For global warming

Geoff:
The world turns on a
stupid man's ego right now
Ticket to mars, please

lummox: My beau's such a slob
Whenever i go to piss
The sink's full of plates

WarriorMouse: Working serving parts
To my laser builder friends
Then bring bacon home and serve

(OH I messed that up)
Revised last line:
Bring bacon home, serve

Wild__:
My modulator
Will destroy planet Earth says
Marvin The Martian

Corwin:
It's a shame the Earth
Obstructs his view of Venus
Buggs will save us though

lummox: Dagnabbit you guys
What about the show's main dude
Yosemite Sam ? 🔫🔫

lummox: A day to stay in
Weather like a corpse's fart
Cold wet and windy

Geoff:
Fakes, scams, and bullshit
Just one more normal day in
the life of Wireclub

WarriorMouse: Wanted the haiku
Not scam, spam, BS whatnot....
This!!!! On my day off!!!!