Write a Silly Haiku (Page 65)

Mz Demeanor: Hmmm ...scrotum warmers
Chilly balls would welcome them
No more chilly balls

lummox: For the older gals
Keep the chill from your nipples
With a heated belt

Corwin:
Tighten up the belt
And it would squeeze out warm farts
And greenhouse gases

lummox: It might be a sin
But people always suggest
Better out than in

lummox: Must loosen my jeans
Having a cowboy's supper
Of bacon and beans

lummox: Ones Christmas dinner
Regulates the size of your
Boxing Day backlog

WarriorMouse: New blanket on bed
Holiday gift for the house
Deers and trees motif

The13th: Oh my dearest god,
You guys are still doing this,
after all the years.

WarriorMouse: Haiku should endure
Through all the ages and times
Even if not rhymes

lummox: Heartfelt sentiments
And thought provoking ideas
Deserve our respect

lummox: Just had an itch
That could only be accessed
With a bottle brush

WarriorMouse: I was a good mouse
Worked very hard all the year.
Santa bring me cheese?

Corwin:
Don't sit on his lap
Santa might blow a big fart
Too much for a mouse

lummox: You know what they say
That it's a very ill wind
Nobody blows good

Wonderbunny: Imagine Christmas.
The gifts you hope you will get.
Your presents of mind.

lummox: (nice one 😀). Just like the turkey
When Christmas day comes around
We all end up stuffed

Corwin:
Now's the time to wear
My mistletoe belt-buckle
Pucker up, baby

WarriorMouse: Very creative,
All clever haiku writers.
You cheer my cold day

lummox: Warming your cockles
Can make all the difference
Twixt joy and sorrow

Geoff:
Sniffle sniffle sniff,
stinking, bloody winter colds
Frosting my moustache

WarriorMouse: Poor poor sniffling Geoff
Here's some soft tissue for you.
Get well, New Year's soon.

lummox: Just words on a page
But the emotions are real
Shades of light and dark

lummox: As old as you feel
Is what people say to me
Now i'm ninety three

Corwin:
Once you turn 50
You should never trust a fart
Sometimes it isn't

WarriorMouse: Age is just number
Sixty one be mine next month
Am I old or what?

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