Write a Silly Haiku (Page 64)

WarriorMouse: Rascal look again
Closer although mice are small
This is a SHE mouse

WarriorMouse: Three weeks. No haiku.
Weather turned freezing now here.
NEED my haiku fix!

Corwin:
All work, no Haiku
Makes Jack a very dull boy
Who is this Jack guy?

Wonderbunny: And where is Ku now?
What point in saying "Hi Ku!"
if Ku is not there?

Geoff:
Fifth of November
A day for fireworks and light
Or burning fart gas

WarriorMouse: November night sky
Looking for stars but not there
Hiding behind clouds

Corwin:
Those clouds are my farts
I point my butt to the sky
And eat lots of beans

WarriorMouse: We are late for lunch

Waiting for postal shipment....
Maybe I eat beans

Corwin:
Postman will arrive
To a toxic methane cloud
He'll need a gas mask

lummox: Watching folk go by
Junky thin or junk food fat
Welcome to Bulwell. 😐

lummox: In a finite world
For there to be a profit
Somewhere takes a loss

Corwin:
When I suffer loss
I eat a whole bunch of beans
And profit in farts

lummox: To vomit tadpoles
Is better than excreting
Full grown adult frogs

Corwin:
If we swallow frogs
When the frogs fart in our throat
We burp out frog farts

lummox: Lol, good one my friend
Coherent and relevant
And so quick to send

Corwin:

I'm proud of that one
It seems to get funnier
Each time I read it

lummox: I bow to your art
Swift funny and so lucid
No whiff of a fart

Wonderbunny: No farts in this thread?
You must be suffering from
two bunged up nostrils.

lummox: Fair question to ask
I prepared ahead of time
And put on a mask

lummox: As the saying goes
Stopping to smell the flowers
Gets bees up your nose

Corwin:
No need to stop though
I can stuff bees up my nose
While I'm still walking

lummox: That sounds real funny
One thing i would like to know
Is your nose runny

lummox: I think it's absurd
To expect that all children
Be seen and not heard

lummox: Man knows he is old
When he inadvertently
Treads on his scrotum

WarriorMouse: Is there a market
For crocheted support/warmers
For old men's scrotums????

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