Write a Silly Haiku (Page 6)

ColonelKusanagi:
I've eaten much spam

Although it's never quite ham

But it's good god damn

MercuryDragon:
This turkey bacon
Tastes a lot like the fried spam
I ate yesterday

ColonelKusanagi:
I feel a grumble
My belly is not happy
Time to get crappy

Mz Demeanor: I just drank some milk
You told me a funny joke
Milk came out my nose

Corwin: Same happened to me
But I wasn't drinking milk
Where did it come from?

near50ohoh: we're getting along
so much better these dear days
that i hate to say (

)

Mz Demeanor: sticky, slimy goo
what did I just step into
I don't want to know

Mz Demeanor: Uncontrollable
Urge to stick my finger up.....
Not gonna say where

near50ohoh: i dont know if hell
allows the horny devil
keep his /her mouth shut ( )

Mz Demeanor: Lets talk about hell
It's a nice warm, friendly place
Great barbeques there!

Wild__: I hear hell is fun
Just like a day in the sun
but the beer is warm

Mz Demeanor: goddam those warm beers
nothing grosser than warm beer
well maybe grappa

Wild__: American beer
Must be cold lest mistaken,
for foamy urine

Wild__: Sitting at Starbucks
Fingers extended: counting
People think I'm weird

near50ohoh: he sits counting at
coffee shop or local pub
which we cannot say

Geoff: The stupid people
come back, again and again
zombies, with no life

ColonelKusanagi:
woh is that a ghost
the founder of all the threads
get the welcome mat

MercuryDragon: ♪
I am the walrus
(listening to The Beatles)
I am the egg man

ColonelKusanagi:
red pill or green man
do you know what i've seen man
there is a world between

Corwin: I woke up naked
This is no longer the case
I have my hat on

drywitty: May God bless you all
Whether you like it or not
No need for thank you's

drywitty: You're not insulted
When I say "Good luck" to you
Don't be now, either

ColonelKusanagi:
keep tooting that horn
beat on the drum or be gone
take the pamphlet too

near50ohoh: i sneeze all day long
es pesh ull y in spring time
no one says bless you

drywitty: Hard to say, "Bless you"
While one's running for cover
From near50's sprays

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