Write a Silly Haiku (Page 5)

MercuryDragon
MercuryDragon: Stay away from me
I don't want your snot on me
*throws you some tissues*
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drywitty
drywitty: Aww, poor Derek4
Can't get any sympathy
Or any "any"
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Wild__
Wild__: What takes you so long?
I'm still doing the crossword!
Not constipated
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Wild__
Wild__: Parenthood's a bitch
Karmatic retribution
Training bras needed
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drywitty
drywitty: My mom always said
When you grow up I hope that
Your kid's just like you
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Wild__
Wild__: Pears fall close to tree
My daughter is just like me
She is a smart ass
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drywitty
drywitty: Though only for dogs...
Runs a house of ill repute,
mz d meaner does
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Wild__
Wild__: A shopping expedition - by Wild

I Placed before her
Whipped cream, batteries, condoms
Cashier blushed and smiled

Adult product store
She Needed new vibrators
I got her number

Only mature men
may legally date half his age
Yet simply refuse



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Wild__
Wild__: Cunnilingus, grand
Fellatio, great! I do love...
Sex on the first date
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Wild__
Wild__: Why write about farts?
When we can all write Haikus
About oral sex!
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: wildmann has a point
a sixty- nine is perfect
for any couplet
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: You two write haikus
About sexual content
That makes me horny
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: what do married sirs
know of such topics my dear
as those unwed us? ( it worked!!)
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Mz D Meaner
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Mz D Meaner
Mz D Meaner: my married sir knows
of that topic of horny
oh yes, he does know
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: My Debby and I
Are two of the horniest
You will ever meet
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: (hmmm) is that why i feel
the earth move when i seek out
the Grimbsy couplet? ( )
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drywitty
drywitty: Ew, I'm trying to eat
I don't know which topic's worse
Between "farts" and "sex"
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: Either farts or sex?
Maybe it would be more fun
If we combined them
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Wild__
Wild__: Sex can be good food
When it seems to fit the mood
I need more whipped cream
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: We made love all night
The moans and sighs of pleasure
And also some farts
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: i am so tired now
some crazy noises were cum
from near Grimsby way ( )
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Wild__
Wild__: Don't fart during oral
she may never give again
Haiku and moral
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: depends which way she
has the end of her dear nose
offender or air?
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Mz D Meaner
Mz D Meaner: gas, release wind, fart
now lift covers over head
take whiff and pass out
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