Write a Silly Haiku (Page 4)

CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: Please pull my finger
I will then blow a big fart
That never gets old
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Wild__
Wild__: Child has a tablet
She ignores the world all day
I break out Legos
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: loud,wet, stinky blasting
the big fart philosophy
is boys' joy i know
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Geoff 
Geoff: Writing a haiku
is the not an easy thing
for the illiterate
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Geoff 
Geoff: Kissing your sister
is the preserve of rednecks
oh, and the Jedi
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Geoff 
Geoff: Nutjobs find their home
in our formerly sane forums
and so I am sad
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drywitty
drywitty: Like I always say,
If you can't beat them, join them.
Lied. Never said that.
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drywitty
drywitty: Each forum has nuts
If you don't know who they are
Then the nut is you
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Wild__
Wild__: I love a blow job
Hand jobs are also awesome
Never had a nut job
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Geoff 
Geoff: Geoff`s a known nut
I am well aware of this fact
but I am funny
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Geoff 
Geoff: if ($this:is funny)
{ then by all means laugh at it }
else { you may ignore }
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Geoff 
Geoff: I would like a beer
But I have none in the fridge
And the store is shut
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: Hands Geoff a cold beer.
Although it is virtual
And lacking in kick
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Geoff 
Geoff: A toast, yes! A toast
Corvin, our wonderful host
and his fine virtual beer
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Wonderbunny
Wonderbunny: She had long red nails
She had black nylon tights
and a stubbled chin.
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: i like aerosmith
they have many great stories
in their raucous songs
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: Couldn't Aerosmith
Have all died in a plane crash
Instead of Skynard?
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drywitty
drywitty: Taking kid swimming
Outdoor pool will cool us off
Picnic afterwards
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Derek4
Derek4: Late nights at Wire
Chatting until two a.m.
Zombie the next day!
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Wild__
Wild__: Together we build
Tablet Ignored by Legos:
A timeless classic
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Wild__
Wild__: Bedtime approaches
First day of fifth grade draws near
Boys will soon know fear
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: When I was in school
The girls all wore spandex shorts
Hard to concentrate
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Wild__
Wild__: How to get rid of an unwanted girlfriend - By Wild

During a B.J.
Wait for the very best part
Cut loose a huge fart

My phone is broken
Or is it lost? Can't respond
Music plays: ringtone

Log onto Facebook
Change your status to "single"
How kids today "dump"

Cocaine binge works well
Drug addiction breaks that spell
I am such a dick
(Edited by Wild__)
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MercuryDragon
MercuryDragon: Morning grumpiness
"What the f*** are you doing?"
Give me more coffee
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Derek4
Derek4: Itchy and red eyes
Seasonal allergies suck...
Hand me more kleenex
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