Write a Silly Haiku (Page 3)

tbulb
tbulb: How about writing something original rather than using the Illiad?
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CoIin
CoIin: Well, I would you know
But my skills stretch only to
plagiarism

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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: The snickering hound
A gentleman and scholar
Who needs a flea-bath

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tbulb
tbulb: hmmmmm wondering if the first two words satisfy the criteria for a dactyl--one long two short syllables.... (one stressed two unstressed??) "the" is usually unstressed
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: The only dactyls I'm aware of went extinct in the late Triassic Period.

The Greeks and Latins
Dactylic Hexameter
Are only for poofs

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Wild__
Wild__:
A conspiracy...
Theories transcend reason
Can't force feed logic!
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drywitty
drywitty: It's not my homework
Yet I'm more stressed than my kid
Yes, it does suck
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Wild__
Wild__:
Another week, my kid has
Teach me fifth grade, she will try
Use Google, we shall
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Neanderthal Gangsta
Neanderthal Gangsta: I've not done Haiku
So, why is it called Haiku?
Did I just HaiKu?
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sheperdman
sheperdman: haiku's are meant to be inspirational , hahahahahaha
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Geoff 
Geoff: A rainy Friday
A Friday of boring work
Friday nonetheless
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drywitty
drywitty: I have a regret
Gave my phone number away
Calls at 5 a.m.
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: The subject of poop
This is to me what I find
Inspirational
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Wild__
Wild__: Morning turd brewing
Grabs crossword puzzle and pen
Constitutional
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: Never trust a fart
This lesson I learned first hand
Hershey stained undies
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Wild__
Wild__: Three feet float in bowl
Empty toilet paper roll
One down evades me
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drywitty
drywitty: You guys are so sick
And I don't mean sick like "cool"
Your brains need plungers
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: when left with the boys
you'd think fart, poop would get old
move to sex-u-al

(how's that for a newbie?)
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creed1276
creed1276: Gas and liquids sounds
One grunt two grunt three grunt splash
Time for me to dash
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: not sure if thats sex
or a bathroom game you play
all by lone yourself

(re: creed's just posted haiku)
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: Pooping in haiku
Evacuating bowels
Very poetic
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drywitty
drywitty: There once was a guy
Who from Nantucket did come
Who can recall why?
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: The rumors of him
Greatly exaggerated
The size of his @#$%
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: four letter words roar
all over this the vain world
is hot potty mouth
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Mz D Meaner
Mz D Meaner: Dexter, my hero
Rid us of evil doers
Sink them in the bay
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