Write a Silly Haiku (Page 2)

CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: Colon of Colin
Imprisoned fecal cell mates
Breathe freedom once more

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CoIin
CoIin: I once was Colin
But then one careless vowel
Made me a bowel
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DawnGurl
DawnGurl: Frogs in a bath tub
Is like Colin in Science
Test tubes get nervous
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: Twenty minutes spent
To think of something clever
I will just say "poop".
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Mz D Meaner
Mz D Meaner: Cop out and say "poop"
What kind of crap can that be?
Try harder next time
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
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babygirl_kiera
babygirl_kiera: "Poop" seems to be stuck
In the topic of Haikus
But the gas has passed

That would make more sense if I could use more syllables. . .
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: Poop, poopity poop
Such a wonderful topic
And farts are good too
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brainfart
brainfart: Speaking of farts eh?
Lo, behold, here cometh the
Queen of farts! Fffff-flarp.
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Mz D Meaner
Mz D Meaner: I sat on my cat
It farted and pooped a turd
That I must clean up
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CoIin
CoIin: .
Seduce the turd with
Scatological haiku
Then propose merdiage

(Important note to poetic pedants [that means Corvin ] - merdiage is pronounced with two syllables. So there! )
(Edited by CoIin)
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tbulb
tbulb: silly boys' haikus
seem only to use words like
fart, turd, gas and poo. )
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: The Haiku thread bumped
A bumping to encourage
Further stinky verse
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Mz D Meaner
Mz D Meaner: Haikus are stupid
"Senseless and pointless they are"
said my friend Yoda
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pooks82
pooks82: Up at 4am
Online with nothing to do
Reading your Haiku
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tbulb
tbulb: laughing here.... thanks for the giggles...

should write a haiku....
about all the sillinesses
but find I just can't.....
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: Your Haiku has failed
For you have eight syllables
In the second line

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tbulb
tbulb: see...told you I couldn't write one! hehehehee (whip off the "es" if you must! )
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin:

I will do just that
To pluralize "silliness"
Is not a real word

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tbulb
tbulb: Ontologically
It exists--you can see it--
See: sillinesses.

() <<<supposed to be a grin
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CorwinCorwin (Wireclub Moderator)
Corwin: "Ontologically" is six syllables.
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tbulb
tbulb: ooops misspelled -- meant to force fit it as ontologicly... (wrong spelling, but I invoke my poetic licence!) *grin*
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CoIin
CoIin: Let's change the game to dactylic hexameter

Coz this is childish
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tbulb
tbulb: Okay Colin...show us one!
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CoIin
CoIin: .
Sing, goddess, um, er
Of the rage of Achilles
And other stuff too

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