ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS ...... flamingred: Pretend you have been a good person all year and tell us what you really want for christmas flamingred: my christmas present to myself is hiring a teenager to do my back yard snow shoveling , drifts of 3 feet all on my path to get to my car , did the front and 3 neigbors but not tackling all that heavy snow The giant midget: Oh almost forgot Can I have a new pet rock , fucking mailwoman asshole bitch scared mine away for sure The giant midget: I'm already starting my wish list due to this Covid virus thing If one elf sneezes all the freaken production facilities go on lockdown mode. Anyone know a good reliable mailman around??? flamingred: My mailady is an and my way of saying thanks is i always have the sidewalks shoveled for her when she delivers mail flamingred: Because when she does as much walking as she has to do , shoveled sidewalks are a lot safer for her silly The giant midget: Nah I am just too lazy for that. I got to buy a shovel , get dressed That's too much work The giant midget: Hey what about a big ass blowtorch tied up to the neighbors dog running up and down the side of the fence |