ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS ......

flamingred: Pretend you have been a good person all year and tell us
what you really want for christmas

flamingred: I want a fantastic body massage

MJ59: Boobs!

flamingred: Beaver you will need to hang two stockings then lol

MJ59: Or one really big one??

flamingred: no u need to let the girls breath u dont want them smushed up in one stocking lol

MJ59: Yeah, spose so lol

flamingred: my christmas present to myself is hiring a teenager to do my back yard snow shoveling ,
drifts of 3 feet all on my path to get to my car , did the front and 3 neigbors but not tackling
all that heavy snow

MJ59: Bugger snow, I'll stay here

flamingred: you get the fires ,will take the snow over fires anyday

MJ59: No fires my way usually, more down south

dickdastardly9564: What I want for Christmas is a nice hairy pussy to lick

Dude1960: I had a nice young pussy for Christmas. Dont tell me wife

flamingred: Maybe she was out finding a hard dick

The giant midget: I want a 6 month vacation twice a year.

The giant midget: Oh almost forgot
Can I have a new pet rock , fucking mailwoman asshole bitch scared mine away for sure

rippinitin: I have been good all year and now want a very bad present

flamingred: i am guessing if it is not wrapped that is okay with you

rippinitin: I would be ok with that

The giant midget: I'm already starting my wish list due to this Covid virus thing
If one elf sneezes all the freaken production facilities go on lockdown mode.

Anyone know a good reliable mailman around???

flamingred: My mailady is an and my way of saying thanks is i always have the sidewalks
shoveled for her when she delivers mail

The giant midget: Why clear the snow??
It's gonna melt away eventually

flamingred: Because when she does as much walking as she has to do , shoveled sidewalks are a lot safer for her
silly

The giant midget: Nah I am just too lazy for that.
I got to buy a shovel , get dressed
That's too much work

flamingred: lol one day u are going to end up on yr ass and have bruised asscheeks for a week

The giant midget: Hey what about a big ass blowtorch tied up to the neighbors dog running up and down the side of the fence