Amusing and Interesting quotes (Page 7) MJ59: “My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” – Anonymous “A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino MJ59: “Lust's passion will be served; it demands, it militates, it tyrannizes.” — Marquis de Sade “Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.” — John Webster LoisS: On getting old.... I don’t like looking at my dick anymore. My dick looks distinguished. It’s old, an old-looking dick. It’s got salt-and-pepper hair all around it. My dick looks like Morgan Freeman in the ’90s. Without the dots. My dick narrates, “Dave pulled me out and started jerking me around and jerking me around. But not with the same vigor as when he was young. He and I both knew nothing was coming out.” - Dave Chappelle MJ59: "At my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind." Rodney Dangerfield "When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!" Rodney Dangerfield LoisS: “You're a kid, your whole life is awesome. It's awesome, right? You had no money, no ID, no cell phone, no nothing, no keys to the house. You just ran outside into the woods. You weren't scared of nothing. I challenge you to do that as an adult. All your IDs, all your credit cards - just run out of the house with no phone, turn the corner where you can't see your house, and not have a full on panic attack.” MJ59: "The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything." —Oscar Wilde "Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years." —Oscar Wilde LoisS: *When I was on vacation in Africa, I went out in the country. Where you see some lions and shit. I'm talking about real lions, not them kind you be fucking with in the zoo. Hey, lion, motherfucker..... MJ59: Bit o kulcha! “The quality of mercy is not strained; It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest; It blesseth him that gives and him that takes.” — William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice, Act IV, Scene 1 | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |