What three mean things would you guess my dad says to me nearly every day?

Be honest

stop chatting, lose weight and find a job?

1/3

Good morning. Good night. Stop talking to chickens

and cute dogs

You are not a boy
Grown up
Worry for ur mom

jelly belly,wide load, did you eat my cake

lol

better behave thats jamcotns girl friend

Who are you?
Why are you here?
Don't you have some where else to be?
Just kidding, of course.

wtf jam

why are you still living at home
are you paying board
no then bend over

Maybe he is just waiting for you to bring over some hot friends. Keep his mind off insulting you.

oreo whats wrong with my bikini?

Put some clothes on,
what? You need more money?
Put some clothes on

1.you need to lose weight
2.cos our pet donkey has died with a broken back
3.and the pie you had for dinner that i made . . the donkey was the filling

wtf thot!

hmmm

Get a job you fat whore
You have fucked every cock in town and it didn't get you anywhere.
Get out of here. ,you are a embarrassing the dog

at least hes honest