Jokes Kathy__: "I hope you're not allergic to nuts cuz I'm gonna kick yours up into your throat". More a funny line than a joke. rabbitmarcel30: An old man comes hobbling into an ice cream shoppe and asked the man at the counter....can I have a strawberry sundae please...the clerk says...crushed nuts....no ARTHRITIS Kathy__: Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever guy, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed. Kathy__: I was walking along the street the other day when I slipped in dog chit. A minute later, some guy did the exact same thing. I said to him, "I just did that". So he punched me in the face and called me a dirty bastid. (wording change to fit Wire rules) Kathy__: Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open". Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with a hammer." Wife texts back 10 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now" | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |
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