If You Could Only Speak One Word Today, What Would You Say? (Page 6)
LoisS: Blind man applies for a Job at the Sawmill......
During his interview the manager asks "why shoud i hire you? your blind!". "well thats simple" the man replies, "I can tell you what kind of wood any board is by smell alone." "well see about that" says the manager. He leaves and returns with a board and lays it on the desk "well what kind of wood is this?". The blind man smells, "could you flip it over please?" The manager flips it, smells again. "simple" he states "this is birch, easy!" So the manager returns with a different board, same thing, He requests him to flip it, smells. "easy again, its white pine!". "alright" replies the manager " Iv'e got a good one for you now" he leaves the room and gets the secretary to strip naked and lay on the desk. "what kind of wood is this then?" The man smells, asks for the board to be turned over, smells again. "Aha! You thought you could trick me, but i know exactly what this is. It's a spruce door from the shitter in a tuna fish boat!"