Ask me anything (Page 3)

Sage of Bryan: If you have a bunch of odds and ends and you lose all but one, what is it...?

Angry Beaver: both

Sage of Bryan: How come they play at recitals, and recite at plays...?

Angry Beaver: cos they can?

longpigchef: My brothers name is alexei

longpigchef: Odd...

Angry Beaver: But ya still luv him hey

lummox: how can we reverse entropy ? 🤔

calybonos: ʎdoɹʇuǝ

(inversed and reversed)

lummox: 👎

OokieSpookie: What is the story (if any) behind your nickname?

Satans_ daughter: Have you or would you ever hit a woman?

longpigchef: Danielle, yes I once swung on a guy and he ducked... causing me to hit my first serious girlfriend in the face, quite hard

longpigchef: dash... I once ate part of a human being in while serving in the navy

longpigchef: and I also cooked the said persons meat... hence the "chef"

Sandra057: are you joking?

longpigchef: lummox... it takes hard work and dedication to reverse entropy

longpigchef: joking about what?

Sandra057: cooking and eating humans

longpigchef: this post is about honest answers to any question so if it is in answer to a question than yes

longpigchef: it was a power play to gain the fear of the locals. I hate to minimize the situation but it was necessary to our mission.

Sandra057: oh well most service members would not tell that. Let
alone use it as a screen name

longpigchef: human meat is quite terrible. like pork from a very old 🐗

longpigchef: well this is a forum where I speak 100% truths. and I feel we gathered information that saved the lives of many coalition force lives by my doing so. I regret eating longpig, but I do not regret the result

longpigchef: if you have family in service between 2007 to 2010 then there is a chance my act of barbarism saved their life. aside from that I am ashamed beyond what u may imagine to have engaged in such abhorrent behaviors