Shoot the breeze! (Page 45)

LoisS
LoisS: Have you ever listened to someone talk and be like...yeah im glad I dont tell you shit...
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freudianslip69: I think I will put out a bottle of wine in hopes the Easter Bunny will appreciate it on her rounds this year.
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LoisS
LoisS: 5 Signs of Trauma that you didnt know were signs.So you think theyre just part of your personality...

You thank too much when someone is kind to you. Thats because youre not use to someone doing something nice for you...
You apologize even when you havent done anything wrong...That is because you got blamed. Even when it wasnt your fault...
You think you cant remember your childhood. Its not because youre forgetful. Its because your brain pushed those memories away to help you survive...
You cant really accept compliments. You think youre humble...No. Its because you dont believe those compliments...
You never ask for help and its hard for you to do it. Its because youre use to handling everything alone. As there was never someone you could rely on...

I hope we can be kind and better to ourselves..Treat yourself like you were helping a friend...
because you are.
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LoisS
LoisS: *When I was a kid, we didnt have Legos. We had Lincoln Logs and we could build anything with them. Big cabin, small cabin, you name the cabin...*
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freudianslip69
freudianslip69: When I was a kid the only rule was be home when the streetlights come on....
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LoisS
LoisS: Jenny's number is 867-5309....but the world will never know her area code....
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freudianslip69
freudianslip69: I just had a Panic Attack misreading Jenny's name as Lois's!
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LoisS
LoisS: Single guys never shoot there shot but the married ones go for the slam dunk in the DMs...
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freudianslip69
freudianslip69: Men in general can sometimes be oblivious to the meaning behind womens words.....especially single men...
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LoisS
LoisS: Buying women drinks is dead. Sending fire memes is the mating ritual of 2024....
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LoisS
LoisS: Where in "Goodnight" does it say I am going to sleep?
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LoisS
LoisS: Do you ever open a text and think "i'll reply when I have the energy" and then Boom its been a month and your a terrible person....
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LoisS
LoisS:
Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

My name is !!
And I am Canadian!!!
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freudianslip69
freudianslip69: Molson Canadian
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LoisS
LoisS: Its dirty feet flip flop season.....
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freudianslip69
freudianslip69: Or as true Canadians call them....thongs...lol
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LoisS
LoisS: As a Canadian for my whole life I have personally never called flip flops "thongs". Glad you didnt say "pluggers" .........*Shudders*
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freudianslip69
freudianslip69: Now i am Googling pluggers and shudders lol
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LoisS
LoisS: You dont know what *shudder* means?
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freudianslip69
freudianslip69: I thought i did....lol.....but, not in relation with flip flops...lol
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LoisS
LoisS: "Shudder". You know like "to tremble" ....

*shudders* at the thought of pluggers...
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freudianslip69
freudianslip69: and quiver....thats a great word
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LoisS
LoisS: Liver is also a nice word....
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freudianslip69
freudianslip69: wierdo.....lol
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LoisS
LoisS: hahahaha
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