Shoot the breeze! (Page 5)

MJ59
MJ59:

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Spike Milligan
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LoisS
LoisS: What is with you men and farts. *Sprays lysol
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MJ59
MJ59: Farts r perfectly normal. as is pulling the blankies over your wife's head when you do a particularly rancid one lol
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LoisS
LoisS: How charming.....
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KeithJ
KeithJ: my ol lady farts when walking by me heck i go outside lol
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MJ59
MJ59: Dutch ovens are excellent entertainment!
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MJ59
MJ59: A woman with a baby was in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist" the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk".
"I know" she said "I'm his aunt, but I'm glad I came
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LoisS
LoisS: lolololol
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Nicotina
Nicotina: Such a naughty Beaver.
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MJ59
MJ59: hehehe
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Corwin
Corwin: That reminds me of my first prostate exam.
I was feeling dread when he snapped on that rubber glove, but it was over in just a few seconds.

I was like, "Wow. That was fast."
Doc says, "You should have said something. I could have taken a LOT longer."

True story, that. My urologist is a bit of a clown.
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MJ59
MJ59:
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LoisS
LoisS: Good afternoon, and in case I dont see ya, Good evening, Good night and good morning!
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Wild__
Wild__: G'day mate. :clinck:
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MJ59
MJ59: Good mornin here!
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Corwin
Corwin:
Damn. Is it still 2020 ?
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Nicotina
Nicotina: It's like Groundhog Day but far, far worse.
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MJ59
MJ59: Almost to the end! *phew*
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LoisS
LoisS: *Bing, Ned Ryerson!
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MJ59
MJ59:

(Edited by MJ59)
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LoisS
LoisS: Exactly! Happy Day Day Whatever time it is and whatever day it falls.

Enjoy your Brunch, or Linner.
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MJ59
MJ59: Just had brekkie!
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LoisS
LoisS: I am making some Beef Patties. Spicy as all hells.
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Nicotina
Nicotina: Had pizza, hopefully beer later.
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MJ59
MJ59:
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