Shoot the breeze! (Page 5)

MJ59:

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Spike Milligan

LoisS: What is with you men and farts. *Sprays lysol

MJ59: Farts r perfectly normal. as is pulling the blankies over your wife's head when you do a particularly rancid one lol

LoisS: How charming.....

KeithJ: my ol lady farts when walking by me heck i go outside lol

MJ59: Dutch ovens are excellent entertainment!

MJ59: A woman with a baby was in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist" the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk".
"I know" she said "I'm his aunt, but I'm glad I came

LoisS: lolololol

Nicotina: Such a naughty Beaver.

MJ59: hehehe

Corwin: That reminds me of my first prostate exam.
I was feeling dread when he snapped on that rubber glove, but it was over in just a few seconds.

I was like, "Wow. That was fast."
Doc says, "You should have said something. I could have taken a LOT longer."

True story, that. My urologist is a bit of a clown.

MJ59:

LoisS: Good afternoon, and in case I dont see ya, Good evening, Good night and good morning!

Wild__: G'day mate. :clinck:

MJ59: Good mornin here!

Corwin:
Damn. Is it still 2020 ?

Nicotina: It's like Groundhog Day but far, far worse.

MJ59: Almost to the end! *phew*

LoisS: *Bing, Ned Ryerson!

MJ59:

LoisS: Exactly! Happy Day Day Whatever time it is and whatever day it falls.

Enjoy your Brunch, or Linner.

MJ59: Just had brekkie!

LoisS: I am making some Beef Patties. Spicy as all hells.

Nicotina: Had pizza, hopefully beer later.

MJ59: