texting your cell phone

fredchurch: why dont you hold your cell phone close to your windshield when you drive so you get better vision. call me crazy but does this make sense?

WolfTheMonster: no cuz I don't own a phone or a car

Wild__: Your phone? No, don't be silly.You can only send text and pictures via text messaging.

calybonos: I have found that instead of holding my cell phone close to my windshield, if I hold it close to my face, I can see it better.

WolfTheMonster: actually that sounds very dangerous. how about u don't text and drive

WolfTheMonster: sorry. I cant tell a joking tone on the internet .-.

WolfTheMonster: ima just try to stop being so dumb ._.

fredchurch: why would you stop texting and driving

WolfTheMonster: because that's dangerous. you could hit someone with your car if you text and drive.

fredchurch: texting while driving--- the freedom to kill others with your selfish stupidity. myself I don't have a cell phone and never will.

fredchurch: why would anyone stop texting and driving? continue to be stupid. its our american right.

fredchurch: so put your cell phone in your face drive a car then kill lots of people and dont you dare tell me you dont do it.

Wild__: Drive by shootings are a gar more efficient way of killing lots of people. And for some silly reason I'm not allowed to have plutonium.

fredchurch: so why dont you stop texting and obey the law

Wild__: Because drive by shootings are more fun.

fredchurch: how many women put cell phones inside their bra cup?

calybonos: I've heard of people accidentally butt dialing someone before...

I wonder if there's such a thing as nipple dialing?