ahahahahaha obnoxious jokes (Page 8) harlett daeava: A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the cat on the phone, I'm lost and need directions  (Post deleted by staff ) Big Bopper: Sorry. Bad decision to post that. Just a joke I found, but tasteless it was, and apparently offensive. harlett daeava: ....rooster & owl riddle joke What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl? A cock that stays up all night harlett daeava: .......A grandma was showing the children a painting of the Pilgrim Family on a Thanksgiving Day card that they had received and she commented, ‘The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their mothers and fathers and praying to God.’ One of the grandson looked at her doubtfully and asked, ‘Then why is their father carrying that rifle?’    RUBY: a man decided to have a vacation so decides to take a plane...all of a sudden he feels someone tap him on the back and says don't take the plane cause will crash he turns around and doesn't see anyone but he feels he should listen next day he hears on the radio plane crashes and was the plane he was suposed to take so he decides to go by ship again feels someone tap him on the back and says don't take that ship will sink he turns around doesn't see anyone but scared would happen he didn't take the ship next day on the radio he hears ship sinks he said ok i'll take a train will take me somewhere as long i'll have a vacation again that tap on the back don't take that train will crash again next day on the radio train crashed he than decides to go with the car again that tap on the back this time he turns around and says look i don't know who or what you are but where the fuck were you when i got married? harlett daeava: .....Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? ....Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I can make your bed rock Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic harlett daeava: ......Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, “It could have been worse.” To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it. On the golf course one day, one of them said, “Frank, did you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the gun on himself!” “That`s awful,” said Frank, “But it could have been worse.” “How in the hell,” asked his bewildered friend, “Could it have been worse?” “Well,” replied Frank, “If it happened the night before, I`d be dead now!” harlett daeava: .....A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills." The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward." harlett daeava: ...... The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing. | Off Topic Chat Room Similar Conversations |
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