Cheesy Double Entendre Pick Up Lines

Geoff: Lame, terrible, naff or whatever, just post 'em.

Such as:
Will you be the bun for my hotdog?

Wild__: If I told you your body is beautiful would you hold it against me?

Corwin: You must be an angel... because I have an erection.

MichaeI: ^ Lol.

OCD_OCD: @ Corvin

MercuryDragon: Let me put my bread in your oven and turn your knobs until your heat is at optimal temperature for baking.

OCD_OCD: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag

MichaeI:

lori100: My pick up line-----------'Hi'...................---------------pretty much all it takes....

OCD_OCD: No comment.

calybonos:
If I said you have a beautiful body, would you give me the Friends and Family discount?

That one works every time at Kentucky weddings and NASCAR races.

MichaeI: How dare you. That also works at family reunions.

calybonos: You got a purty mouth...are both them teeth real?

MichaeI:

calybonos:
Dayum woman! You look like you got fifty pounds a junk stuffed in a twenty pound trunk!

...you got any kids?