You know what they say.... (Page 5)

Corwin
Corwin: I would think that if you lived in a grass house, you should avoid throwing herbivores...
... I shouldn't think stones would be much of a problem.
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kinggary377
kinggary377: cows are ok
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Wild__
Wild__: People who live in glass houses can't take showers without being arrested for indecent exposure.
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Geoff
Geoff: "Never assume that the universe owes you more than a damned good kicking."
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: "The Family that stay together"...usually ends up sharing the same colds...
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kinggary377
kinggary377: people who live in grass houses shouldnt stow thrones
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Geoff
Geoff: "There is a limit to the number of times you can say 'wtf' in one day before you just have to start drinking."

//Edit - missing 'g'
(Edited by Geoff)
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Aura
Aura: ^ this is true.
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Quantum zero
Quantum zero: Friendship is like a pee stain. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling with it
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Quantum zero
Quantum zero: You know what they say, and its usually opinionated, biased, illogical, wrong or just plain fucking stooopid!!
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Quantum zero
Quantum zero: At the end of the day................. it gets dark. Unless one lives in one of the arctic circles

IF one lives with their head up their ass it NEVER gets bright!!........
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Wild__
Wild__: The difference between an ass kisser and a shit head is depth perception.
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davidk14
davidk14: .

I like that one.

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Geoff
Geoff: "Insanity, viewed from the inside, can be a lot of fun."
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calybonos
calybonos: Unsanitary, viewed from the outside, can be a lot of dung.
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Geoff
Geoff: Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
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Art0fliving
Art0fliving: "Growing older is mandatory...growing up is Optional"
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calybonos
calybonos: Naughty bits growing down is inevitable.
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orkanen
orkanen: You don't have more fun than on others expense.
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orkanen
orkanen: Self praise, you should listen to, 'cause it comes from the heart.
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Renaissance_Man
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