You know what they say.... (Page 4)

Geoff: "You can lead a man to knowledge, but you can't make him think."

Geoff: "Virtue is its own punishment."

Geoff: "An ounce of application is worth a pound of abstraction."

davidk14: .

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

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Ka0tic: "the way to a mans heart is between the first and second ribs"

Art0fliving: "you can lead a horse to water, but if you can make him roll over and bark, you really have something"

Geoff: "Beware the fury of a patient man, for he will have taken his time to make sure his vengeance is long and painful."

Art0fliving: "Money doesn't buy happiness...but buying all the toys sure is fun"....

Geoff: "I don't want to buy happiness, I just want to rent it for a while."

Beautiful_Rose_: Only the really plain people know about love - the very fascinating ones try so hard to create an impression that they soon exhaust their talents.

Geoff: There are no greater prudes than those who have their own dirty secrets to hide.

calybonos: Outlaw masturbating, and only outlaws will have the upper hand.

Geoff: Nothing attracts the youth of humanity like being told not to do something.

Outlaw thought!
That will make it cool and edgy.

Ka0tic: "keep your friends close,take out your enemies as efficiently as possible"

Art0fliving: Sex is like Bridge...it only takes one good hand to play.....

Corwin: I'm reminded of a Homer Simpson quote ---

"Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer.---
Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

Beautiful_Rose_: I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.

Geoff: No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Crowded elevator smells different to midgets

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.
- Thomas R. Dewar

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
- Martin Mull

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
- Author Unknown
(c/p from mikesfrequency)

davidk14: .

It's all fun and games until someone screws the duck.

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Beautiful_Rose_: “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”

Geoff: Chocolate is karma's apology for Mondays.

Beautiful_Rose_: If you do someone wrong karma will come back on you twice hard!

calybonos: If you don't pay karma, her pimp will come back on you twice as hard.

kinggary377: people in grass houses shouldnt stow thrones