You know what they say.... (Page 3)

Aura: "if at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you tried"

kinggary377: a bird in the hand craps on the wrist

Geoff: "Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men, have mediocrity thrust upon them"

Corwin: "If it takes more than one of you to change a light-bulb, you are likely the butt of somebody's joke."

Corwin: "Nobody is amused by a racial slur... when insulting someone's ancestry, proper annunciation is important."

Geoff: "Nationalised health provision is a socialist ideal - until you end up with an incredibly large debt to a hospital."

Aura: "If you're not part of the solution, you probably don't care about the problem"

Corwin: "If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back to you it's yours.
If it doesn't...... hunt it down and kill it."

Beautiful_Rose_: Love is like the wind you cant see it but you can feel it!

Geoff: Indigestion is very much like the wind you cant see it but you can feel it.

And it blows.

Beautiful_Rose_: That is what i said Geoff

Geoff: That's what she said.

Geoff: th0r 88

"A picture says a thousand words. Especially if it is a photo of a page in a book."

Wild__: Do onto others before they do it to you.

Beautiful_Rose_: We can lead people to water but we cant make them drink the water!

Wild__: You can lead me to water, but right now I'd prefer a beer.

Beautiful_Rose_: It is a quote from my pastor from church ren it means you cant make ppl believe in Jesus all you can do is lead them if they will let you and if so it is up to them to believe.